"My balls are the size of grapefruits."
Ow. Also, probably hard to find trousers that fit. It would be like being a woman of narrow waist and ample butt, except backwards.
The funny part about Encyclopedia Brown was how many stories were based on what the author expected "any kid" to know back in the day, which doesn't always translate to today. When I was 7 or 8, there was one where the girl-sidekick figures out the mystery (and Encyclopedia doesn't) because she knows that men don't wear petticoats. Now, possibly I would have known this at age 10 or 12, but at that point in my life I had no idea what petticoats were, so the Giant Obvious Clues went totally over my head.
It's odd that the 2007 Tour de France is going to start in London.
Meh. The lamb schwarma wrap I got for lunch was very disappointing, and I had to throw most of it out. And now I'm hungry again.
I think Kat should send me some cake.
Did you know they were opening one, Kat?
I should go to the mall and buy that belt that is too expensive. Which reminds me--Kat, if you have a free afternoon we need to go shopping sometime.
It's odd that the 2007 Tour de France is going to start in London
Yeah. IIRC, they've started in both Belgium and Germany before, but at least those are, you know, contiguous.
Not that sort of random fact. This sort.
Batman isn't a creature of the night. The night approaches Batman carefully avoiding any eye contact.
I wanna say "Pennyworth" Hec, for Alfred's last name. Am I close?
It's been a long time.
Now, this is a Jamaican headline: Teacher buggered he/she boy?
Now
that's
the sort of fact I'm talking about, Hec. Let me try it.
