Angel: Will you just shut up for once?! Illyria: What? Angel: My God, the speechifying. Has it ever occurred to you that now might not be the best time for when-we-were-muck stories?

'Time Bomb'


Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jan 22, 2006 5:34:14 pm PST #2017 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Everyone's hair is way too different. You think Marco and Janis would have had a chance to talk in the time it took dude's dye job to grow out. Of course there's the whole how are they all still employed thing?


Lee - Jan 22, 2006 5:35:24 pm PST #2018 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Plus, since when is Lehann with sleezy pilot guy, and most important, WHERE THE HELL IS JASE?


§ ita § - Jan 22, 2006 5:36:53 pm PST #2019 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Your second question is VERY IMPORTANT.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 22, 2006 5:41:35 pm PST #2020 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Can we call you A-Dog now?

Problem of what you should change your board name to if necessitated by career? Solved.


Allyson - Jan 22, 2006 5:44:08 pm PST #2021 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Problem of what you should change your board name to if necessitated by career? Solved.

Let us start with A-Dog. What was my doppelganger doing with the kind of guy who thinks it is acceptable to call a woman, "A-Dog?"


Jesse - Jan 22, 2006 5:47:59 pm PST #2022 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

(Oh, and can I use that as a tagline?)

I would be so honored, Jilli! Haven't been tagged in yonks.

I could be over 70! In 25 years, but still.

Um, wouldn't that make you 46 now?

Plus -- dude, I flushed half of my GLASSES down the TOILET.

Ack! A better story than most ways of losing glasses-parts, though...

The new Masterpiece Theater adaptation of "Bleak House" is really, really good. The cinematography is borrowing a lot from some modern horror tropes. Plus, Gillian Anderson!

I'm going to need to get my hands on that at some point, huh? It seems to only be airing here when I'm watching 100 other things.

What was my doppelganger doing with the kind of guy who thinks it is acceptable to call a woman, "A-Dog?"

Drinking heavily, apparently.


§ ita § - Jan 22, 2006 5:48:33 pm PST #2023 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Um, wouldn't that make you 46 now?

Fine. Deny me my heart monitor.


tommyrot - Jan 22, 2006 5:49:24 pm PST #2024 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Can't remember if this has been posted: Karate for Christ

Date to Save - Dating to Save People from Hell

Hello, my name is Tamara! As you can probably tell, I'm a Christian woman who loves Jesus Christ and cares for all humans, even the wicked. What you probably don't know is that I'm hot. My picture below isn't really that good. I want to use my beauty for GOD, and want to encourage Christian women (my sisters in Christ) to do the same, according to the Great Commission.

Calling all Hot Women of the LORD!!!

So, I created this web page for information regarding the calling of Missionary Dating. First of all, it helps that you're good looking. Romans 12:1 says "to offer your bodies as living sacrifices." Since our bodies are the temple of the Holy Spirit (1 Cor. 6:19), it makes sense that we should use our beautiful bodies to glorify HIS name, the Holy Spirit will work the strongest since He's in our body, right? That's the best position to be in!

Not only can we date hot guys (as only hot Christian girls could do), but hopefully we can lead them to God and help them get saved them from the burning fires of Hell. I've outlined a few tips to help you get a date off to the right start, step-by-step. Jesus saves through hooking up with cute heathen guys!

I'm pretty sure this isn't serious....


Betsy HP - Jan 22, 2006 5:49:34 pm PST #2025 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Jesus, what's it going to be like when he's a teenager?

Ya deal.

You have to find a way to separate your mood from the kid's. I'm still working on that one.


Jesse - Jan 22, 2006 5:51:36 pm PST #2026 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Fine. Deny me my heart monitor.

If it were up to me, you would have a heart monitor right now, I swear. If you can only get one in your 70s, well, you just have a lot of time to wait.

Just seeing the promo picture up at the BBCA site for Mile High weirded me out.