Work is draining me of the will to live.
And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.
Angelus ,'Damage'
Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sue - Jan 20, 2006 9:55:40 am PST #1607 of 10002
hip deep in pie
Megan E. - Jan 20, 2006 9:57:41 am PST #1608 of 10002
Work is draining me of the will to live.
I am totally BAKED! And my 3pm meeting hasn't happened yet and it's 4pm! I hate people.
sarameg - Jan 20, 2006 9:58:53 am PST #1609 of 10002
sarameg, Ouise's cat loves to play with the slinky toy but only when the slinky weilder is on the phone. Sometimes people pretend to be on the phone so she will play with it.
That's hilarious. We had one cat who would fling his considerable form at you whenever you talked on the phone. You had to catch him (and really, when 20lbs of cat comes flying at you, it is kind of reflexive) or he'd sort of bounce off you and tumble down. he was very good about not using his claws.
People who called regularly eventually got used to "HellOMPH...CRASHBANGCLATTER ........... Hello? Sorry, the cat made me drop the phone."
Tom Scola - Jan 20, 2006 9:59:18 am PST #1610 of 10002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
I already fixed something today. I want to go home.
I have to cover today until 7:00pm.
shrift - Jan 20, 2006 10:09:10 am PST #1611 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Today's fortune cookie:
A long term goal will soon be achieved.
I think my fortune cookie is in cahoots with you guys.
tommyrot - Jan 20, 2006 10:11:18 am PST #1612 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Today's fortuneu cookie:
You are what you eat. Choose carefully.
But this warning occured after I had eaten.
I am a scallop.
shrift - Jan 20, 2006 10:16:36 am PST #1613 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I am a cashew nut.
flea - Jan 20, 2006 10:17:18 am PST #1614 of 10002
information libertarian
"Baked" must be different in Canadian slang, since I doubt Megan is totally stoned at work.
Though it would be funny if she were. "Dudes, the meeting was supposed to be, like, an hour ago! Hey, have you got any cheetos?"
Lee - Jan 20, 2006 10:18:28 am PST #1615 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I'm about to be half of a rustica sandwich from Whole Foods.
I feel spendy but still incomplete.
lisah - Jan 20, 2006 10:18:50 am PST #1616 of 10002
Punishingly Intricate
Today is kind of ick.
sarameg, have you seen that Ma Petite Shoe is having a sale? ALL of the shoes and bags (except the fancy slippers) are 1/2 off. Just thought that might add a little cheer to your day.