Dear Coworker,
While I understand you're trying to convey a red-hot sense of urgency, please note that the overabundance of exclamation points only makes me want to kill you. When that happens, I have to walk away from my desk for at least five minutes, which means that it actually takes me more time to process your request.
Ta,
shrift
Emily's Reasons Why Not has been cancelled. It's official. I'm a curse. And that's the fastest it's ever worked. Usually my friends can get four episodes off.
Another cancelled meeting! Work is insane. Nothing until three now. At least my curse works for the good here.
Whoa! Didn't it only have one episode?
Give yourself a finger, get nine years in prison.
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Give yourself a finger, get nine years in prison.
This is my favorite part of the article (b/c I don't think I knew that detail before, and it makes me laugh and laugh):
The man had turned over the finger fragment to settle a $50 debt.
The reviews I saw seemed to indicate yes. Who was in it again?
Emily's Reasons Why Not has been cancelled. It's official. I'm a curse. And that's the fastest it's ever worked. Usually my friends can get four episodes off.
Think of yourself rather as having the ability to get your friends' pilots picked up, even if your power doesn't actually include the back nine.