What could be more offensive to the American Way than illicit blowjobs? I mean, really.
Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.
Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'
Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Jan 18, 2006 6:45:02 am PST #1037 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
erikaj - Jan 18, 2006 6:46:44 am PST #1038 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
Illicit blowjobs they weren't getting invited to.
Vortex - Jan 18, 2006 6:53:08 am PST #1039 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Not to mention that if you get physically searched without a warrant, YOU FUCKING KNOW ABOUT IT.
§ ita § - Jan 18, 2006 6:56:57 am PST #1040 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think I just saw an ad where they scrape shaved ice off of a corpsicle. I'm not going back to check. These are the things FF is supposed to protect you from.
sarameg - Jan 18, 2006 7:07:05 am PST #1041 of 10002
I believe I know what you are talking about, sadly.
shrift - Jan 18, 2006 7:24:24 am PST #1042 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Does YouSendIt hate me, or is not working for anyone else?
§ ita § - Jan 18, 2006 7:32:01 am PST #1043 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think my boss hates me. Not quite YSI, but there you go.
She didn't realise I was working from home until I called in for the 9am meeting. I sent the email with the cheery news at 7am.
Biofeedback is kinda working, but I suspect I should have just called in sick. But I have 4 more meetings to go (5 if you count the one my boss hasn't yet realised she's going to have to reschedule too).
Nora Deirdre - Jan 18, 2006 7:32:38 am PST #1044 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
My boss hates me too, ita. Bleh.
§ ita § - Jan 18, 2006 7:34:29 am PST #1045 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Oh! Bright light!
I'm not a nice person, but my boss can't find my coworker who's supposed to be in the 9:30 meeting with me. So I'm in less trouble than others. She might not like where I am, but at least she knows where it is.
shrift - Jan 18, 2006 7:41:07 am PST #1046 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
t stabinates YSI
t stabinates clients
t stabinates coworkers as a precautionary measure