Ugh. Families are CRAXY. I have some ex-in-law's of cousins who are bugfuck, but I have no worries about them coming to a funeral.
Although there is my crazy WT cousin TRacy, who yelled at my mom after my grandpa's funeral. But I still wouldn't ban her or anything.
(Granted, if she said anything wrong, I'd really very likely hit her with a kitchen chair. And oh, it would be satisfying.)
EDIT:
We're going for Mongolian BBQ and then to a writery, poet-y party/slam thing. Should be interesting.
It's been mentioned here recently that parts of my family are just bugfuck crazy. And it's true. Ah well, I can keep in touch with the ones I won't miss. And I won't miss the rest.
Mmm, Mongolian BBQ. Yummy. A fourth date sounds promising...
How does one fuck a bug? Or is it having been fucked by bugs?
Methinks. And thanks Cass, for your kind thoughts.
Either way, Truds, you are SOOPAH WHACK JOB.
NOTyou. The hypotehical bugfucker/bugfuckee
The hypothetical bugfucker/bugfuckee
Too dumb to even fuck a bug.
Well, judging from my family at least.
Now I am thinking Bad Thoughts about bugs and my nethers, and not enough EW in the WORLD.
Maybe its from trying to fuck IN a bug. Which could get you killed unless its a ragtop and then people can see you.
Nah, just takes flexibility.
And a certain gung-ho attitude. And yo, muscle relaxers.