Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cass - Feb 16, 2006 7:50:07 pm PST #9650 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

It's been mentioned here recently that parts of my family are just bugfuck crazy. And it's true. Ah well, I can keep in touch with the ones I won't miss. And I won't miss the rest.

Mmm, Mongolian BBQ. Yummy. A fourth date sounds promising...


Trudy Booth - Feb 16, 2006 7:50:47 pm PST #9651 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

How does one fuck a bug? Or is it having been fucked by bugs?


Strix - Feb 16, 2006 7:50:56 pm PST #9652 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Methinks. And thanks Cass, for your kind thoughts.


Strix - Feb 16, 2006 7:51:31 pm PST #9653 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Either way, Truds, you are SOOPAH WHACK JOB.


Strix - Feb 16, 2006 7:52:48 pm PST #9654 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

NOTyou. The hypotehical bugfucker/bugfuckee


Cass - Feb 16, 2006 7:54:30 pm PST #9655 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

The hypothetical bugfucker/bugfuckee
Too dumb to even fuck a bug.

Well, judging from my family at least.


Strix - Feb 16, 2006 7:55:38 pm PST #9656 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Now I am thinking Bad Thoughts about bugs and my nethers, and not enough EW in the WORLD.


Trudy Booth - Feb 16, 2006 7:56:18 pm PST #9657 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Maybe its from trying to fuck IN a bug. Which could get you killed unless its a ragtop and then people can see you.


Strix - Feb 16, 2006 7:58:32 pm PST #9658 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Nah, just takes flexibility.

And a certain gung-ho attitude. And yo, muscle relaxers.


Cass - Feb 16, 2006 8:03:30 pm PST #9659 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Or still being in high school.