I have finesse! I have finesse coming out of my bottom!

Anya ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cass - Feb 16, 2006 7:54:30 pm PST #9655 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

The hypothetical bugfucker/bugfuckee
Too dumb to even fuck a bug.

Well, judging from my family at least.


Strix - Feb 16, 2006 7:55:38 pm PST #9656 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Now I am thinking Bad Thoughts about bugs and my nethers, and not enough EW in the WORLD.


Trudy Booth - Feb 16, 2006 7:56:18 pm PST #9657 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Maybe its from trying to fuck IN a bug. Which could get you killed unless its a ragtop and then people can see you.


Strix - Feb 16, 2006 7:58:32 pm PST #9658 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Nah, just takes flexibility.

And a certain gung-ho attitude. And yo, muscle relaxers.


Cass - Feb 16, 2006 8:03:30 pm PST #9659 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Or still being in high school.


Trudy Booth - Feb 16, 2006 8:04:35 pm PST #9660 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I have vague memories of a Ford Escort. And my foot hitting the horn.


Strix - Feb 16, 2006 8:04:38 pm PST #9661 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Teaching hs doesn't count, right?

Nope, my knee would never take it.


Strix - Feb 16, 2006 8:05:05 pm PST #9662 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Chevy Nova. And my foot cracked the windshield.


billytea - Feb 16, 2006 8:07:56 pm PST #9663 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Maybe its from trying to fuck IN a bug.

t refrains from 'engine in the back' comment


Trudy Booth - Feb 16, 2006 8:09:49 pm PST #9664 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

refrains from 'engine in the back' comment

you'd rather risk pregnancy?!?!?!