Cashmere, you made me snort. Welcome to the jungle. Your biggest job now is making sure Owen doesn't manage to kill Olivia before he's old enough to be sentenced to prison for it.
'Beneath You'
Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Pretty babies!
I'm a little bit of a nervous wreck right now because Saturday is the baby shower I'm hosting for my best friend. I think I have a handle on the food and drink but there are approximately a brazillion people coming. Where will I put them all?!??!
And why am I such a control freak that I couldn't have taken my friend's friend with a much larger house up on her offer to host the party?
I know it will all turn out fine but EEEEEEE
lisah, if your guests are anything like anyone who has ever come to a party at my house, they'll all end up in the kitchen, no matter how small it is, nor how large their number.
Welcome to the jungle. Your biggest job now is making sure Owen doesn't manage to kill Olivia before he's old enough to be sentenced to prison for it.
It's a whole new level of fun.
lisah, good luck with the shower. I like cozy parties. It'll be fine.
It will get easier. Olivia will start sleeping for longer clips. Owen will stop being convinced he's missing out on something, if he lets himself sleep, and after a while, he might even forsake cannibalism.
They look so peaceful, don't they?
Oh, preciouses.
Cash, that's a great picture. Olivia sure is pretty! Owen's such a cutie too. Wanna trade? I'll send ya the 14 year old! Really you won't even notice that she's there. She'll just hibernate in her room with the iPod on. Of course, she doesn't "do" chores so she is a bit of a drain on productivity but she's quiet! And she doesn't eat very much so she's pretty cheap too (the downside is she's sorta moody, like a lot moody).
I would like to state for the record that, although Daniel believes Harvey gravitates to him as the biggest heat source around with conveniently broad shoulders, in his absence, Harvey does not gravitate back to me. He is upstairs napping with Sammie.
Wanna trade?
Considering how much sleep I'm currently getting, that offer is TEMPTING. I'll trade moody for awake.