Fire bad. Tree pretty.

Buffy ,'Chosen'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - Feb 14, 2006 7:43:03 am PST #9164 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

What's the puppy-kicking speech.


tommyrot - Feb 14, 2006 7:43:11 am PST #9165 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Today we're suppose to have a high of 44 degrees. On Saturday the high is supposed to be 16. So, like, actual winter weather for once. Huh.


Gudanov - Feb 14, 2006 7:43:33 am PST #9166 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

I'm going to take a stand and say I'm against kicking puppies.


tommyrot - Feb 14, 2006 7:43:45 am PST #9167 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What's the puppy-kicking speech.

"I think we should kick other puppies."

eta: "I like you, but not in a let's-kick-puppies way...."


juliana - Feb 14, 2006 7:46:29 am PST #9168 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Okay, given that he's described as punk, I'm envisioning you giving him a speech about actually kicking puppies.

BWAH! No, he's in the Sweet Punk Boy category. The Overly-Caring Punk Boy category, actually.

Raining and 34 degrees, melting at the snow from last weekend.

In February.

In Minnesota.

Not the first time. What was it - January of '96? I was attending a college that was at the top of a very steep hill. The post-rain freeze was the cause of much hilarity for those of us who didn't own a car.

Tell you what - quite enjoying the SF February weather.


juliana - Feb 14, 2006 7:49:12 am PST #9169 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

What's the puppy-kicking speech.

The "You're very sweet/nice/cute, but I'm just not that into you." speech. The one where you feel bad, hence the puppy-kicking feeling.


Gudanov - Feb 14, 2006 7:51:15 am PST #9170 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Well, that kind of puppy kicking is unfortunate but necessary at times. I'll just clarify that I'm against literal puppy kicking.


erikaj - Feb 14, 2006 7:52:29 am PST #9171 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

My puppy's been kicked a little too often.


Steph L. - Feb 14, 2006 7:53:47 am PST #9172 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

There's more than one way to kick a puppy.

And I happen to know that's factually true.


DCJensen - Feb 14, 2006 7:54:58 am PST #9173 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

They sugar-coat craisins? Crazy. I was equating them with unsweetened cranberry juice, my head. Huh.