Now I did a job. I got nothing but trouble since I did it, not to mention more than a few unkind words as regard to my character so let me make this abundantly clear. I do the job. And then I get paid.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Gudanov - Feb 14, 2006 7:43:33 am PST #9166 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

I'm going to take a stand and say I'm against kicking puppies.


tommyrot - Feb 14, 2006 7:43:45 am PST #9167 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What's the puppy-kicking speech.

"I think we should kick other puppies."

eta: "I like you, but not in a let's-kick-puppies way...."


juliana - Feb 14, 2006 7:46:29 am PST #9168 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Okay, given that he's described as punk, I'm envisioning you giving him a speech about actually kicking puppies.

BWAH! No, he's in the Sweet Punk Boy category. The Overly-Caring Punk Boy category, actually.

Raining and 34 degrees, melting at the snow from last weekend.

In February.

In Minnesota.

Not the first time. What was it - January of '96? I was attending a college that was at the top of a very steep hill. The post-rain freeze was the cause of much hilarity for those of us who didn't own a car.

Tell you what - quite enjoying the SF February weather.


juliana - Feb 14, 2006 7:49:12 am PST #9169 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

What's the puppy-kicking speech.

The "You're very sweet/nice/cute, but I'm just not that into you." speech. The one where you feel bad, hence the puppy-kicking feeling.


Gudanov - Feb 14, 2006 7:51:15 am PST #9170 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Well, that kind of puppy kicking is unfortunate but necessary at times. I'll just clarify that I'm against literal puppy kicking.


erikaj - Feb 14, 2006 7:52:29 am PST #9171 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

My puppy's been kicked a little too often.


Steph L. - Feb 14, 2006 7:53:47 am PST #9172 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

There's more than one way to kick a puppy.

And I happen to know that's factually true.


DCJensen - Feb 14, 2006 7:54:58 am PST #9173 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

They sugar-coat craisins? Crazy. I was equating them with unsweetened cranberry juice, my head. Huh.


Nora Deirdre - Feb 14, 2006 8:00:43 am PST #9174 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

They sugar-coat craisins? Crazy.

cranberries are way too tart to be mass-marketed to the public without sugar. Which is why it is harder (IME) to find unsweetened cranberry juice, and why it tastes godawful (IMO). Ocean Spray probably uses as much sugar as cranberry in their assorted products.


Nora Deirdre - Feb 14, 2006 8:02:07 am PST #9175 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Although, what do I know. [link]