She didn't even touch her pumpkin. It's a freak with no face.

Willow ,'Help'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


juliana - Feb 14, 2006 7:49:12 am PST #9169 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

What's the puppy-kicking speech.

The "You're very sweet/nice/cute, but I'm just not that into you." speech. The one where you feel bad, hence the puppy-kicking feeling.


Gudanov - Feb 14, 2006 7:51:15 am PST #9170 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Well, that kind of puppy kicking is unfortunate but necessary at times. I'll just clarify that I'm against literal puppy kicking.


erikaj - Feb 14, 2006 7:52:29 am PST #9171 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

My puppy's been kicked a little too often.


Steph L. - Feb 14, 2006 7:53:47 am PST #9172 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

There's more than one way to kick a puppy.

And I happen to know that's factually true.


DCJensen - Feb 14, 2006 7:54:58 am PST #9173 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

They sugar-coat craisins? Crazy. I was equating them with unsweetened cranberry juice, my head. Huh.


Nora Deirdre - Feb 14, 2006 8:00:43 am PST #9174 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

They sugar-coat craisins? Crazy.

cranberries are way too tart to be mass-marketed to the public without sugar. Which is why it is harder (IME) to find unsweetened cranberry juice, and why it tastes godawful (IMO). Ocean Spray probably uses as much sugar as cranberry in their assorted products.


Nora Deirdre - Feb 14, 2006 8:02:07 am PST #9175 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Although, what do I know. [link]


juliana - Feb 14, 2006 8:02:09 am PST #9176 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Which is why it is harder (IME) to find unsweetened cranberry juice

Yeah - you generally have to go to a natural foods store to find it. I think Trader Joe's carries it, too.


§ ita § - Feb 14, 2006 8:03:08 am PST #9177 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It would be nice if they could sweeten them less. When I substitute them for raisins in cookies, I have to drop the sugar added quite a bit. Thought I could eat them straight out of the bag, but no can do.


esse - Feb 14, 2006 8:03:16 am PST #9178 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

Dude, steph--does your cell phone work? I can never get a hold of you!