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[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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Trudy Booth - Feb 11, 2006 5:25:34 pm PST #8769 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I could be! Just not on that topic cause I prefer to lalalaaaaa it instead.

Nuh UH. I have one boss on one topic and that is it.

My notorioulsy bad taste in men is well known for its consitency as well as its variation. Not always playboys or always gay bosy or always schizos.... oh no. I mix it up. I have depth, dammit.

But there is only one boss of me.

Cass - Feb 11, 2006 5:27:01 pm PST #8770 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

You might want to consider delegating...

meara - Feb 11, 2006 5:31:14 pm PST #8771 of 10001

No. You're gay. Behave.

Aww, I'm officially bi! I could be straight for him! He's SO CUTE in this movie! SO! Pretty please?

Strix - Feb 11, 2006 5:31:57 pm PST #8772 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

officially? do you have A Card? Cause otherwise, NSM

§ ita § - Feb 11, 2006 5:35:31 pm PST #8773 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

do you have A Card?

EXACTLY. Nothing without up to date paperwork.

meara - Feb 11, 2006 5:36:45 pm PST #8774 of 10001

Pthbhthth! Oh shush, Erin.

Though one of my friends does have a Gay Card. He even whipped it out one time to prove to a girl that he was not, in fact, ogling her breasts.

Though I never thought that was a terribly good excuse, because I know a fair number of gay men who have a thing for breasts, even though they don't want to have sex with someone who has them.

Cass - Feb 11, 2006 5:39:55 pm PST #8775 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Nothing without up to date paperwork.
There was paperwork? I knew I forgot something.

Strix - Feb 11, 2006 5:40:20 pm PST #8776 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I like to look at boobies, even though I don't want to touch them.

Trudy Booth - Feb 11, 2006 5:42:29 pm PST #8777 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I know a fair number of gay men who have a thing for breasts, even though they don't want to have sex with someone who has them.

Me too. It's because breasts are a universal good. Penises are great fun, but they're often funny looking at some stage in their, um, development. Boobs are just nice.

meara - Feb 11, 2006 5:43:08 pm PST #8778 of 10001

There was paperwork? I knew I forgot something

I'm a freak, I like to fill out forms! I'll do the paperwork, if I have to.

I promise if I get him, I'll be nice to him. Or naughty. If that's what he wants. :)

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