Who among us can ignore the allure of really funny math puns?

Willow ,'Empty Places'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


meara - Feb 11, 2006 5:43:08 pm PST #8778 of 10001

There was paperwork? I knew I forgot something

I'm a freak, I like to fill out forms! I'll do the paperwork, if I have to.

I promise if I get him, I'll be nice to him. Or naughty. If that's what he wants. :)


DebetEsse - Feb 11, 2006 5:45:49 pm PST #8779 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

erika, did you hear about/see Det Munch on the big finale of Arrested Development?


Cass - Feb 11, 2006 5:46:58 pm PST #8780 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Penises are less "just playing with" friendly. Generally the owners aren't as keen to let you mess around if you aren't going to actually mess around. Scrotums skittering is fantastically intriguing.

I like to fill out forms! I'll do the paperwork
Yep. Freak.


§ ita § - Feb 11, 2006 5:48:07 pm PST #8781 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Boobs have a mesmerising quality. Fascination with them does neither a gay card make nor revoke.


meara - Feb 11, 2006 5:58:45 pm PST #8782 of 10001

I gotta agree, boobs ARE magically delicious fun. Much fun.

But I also like stubble on guys' faces.

There are many good things in this world. Pretty people are among them. Chocolate is another. Sadly, I am the only person in my apartment, and there is no chocolate. It is ICKY and SNOWING outside. Harumph!


Trudy Booth - Feb 11, 2006 6:00:56 pm PST #8783 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I gotta agree, boobs ARE magically delicious fun. Much fun.

But I also like stubble on guys' faces.

and the two together...


meara - Feb 11, 2006 6:03:12 pm PST #8784 of 10001

Boys with boobies?? Not quite the same, really. I mean, I know some very lovely transwomen, but...I just don't think so. And the trannybois I know, while I often find them quite sexxxy, tend to not be fond of their own boobs, which rather precludes the enjoyment. (Plus, by the time they've had enough T for stubble, they've usually gotten rid of the boobs)


Cass - Feb 11, 2006 6:06:00 pm PST #8785 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I suspect Trudy is looking to have her boobs mooshed with a boy's stubble. However I am only guessing and by no means going to judge anyone so long as it is adult and consensual.


Trudy Booth - Feb 11, 2006 6:06:40 pm PST #8786 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I was thinking together together. As in touching. t wibble


Trudy Booth - Feb 11, 2006 6:08:58 pm PST #8787 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

hmmm.... Cass is a damn empath