do you have A Card?
EXACTLY. Nothing without up to date paperwork.
Strong like an Amazon.
Tara ,'Storyteller'
Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
§ ita § - Feb 11, 2006 5:35:31 pm PST #8773 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
meara - Feb 11, 2006 5:36:45 pm PST #8774 of 10001
Pthbhthth! Oh shush, Erin.
Though one of my friends does have a Gay Card. He even whipped it out one time to prove to a girl that he was not, in fact, ogling her breasts.
Though I never thought that was a terribly good excuse, because I know a fair number of gay men who have a thing for breasts, even though they don't want to have sex with someone who has them.
Cass - Feb 11, 2006 5:39:55 pm PST #8775 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Nothing without up to date paperwork.There was paperwork? I knew I forgot something.
Strix - Feb 11, 2006 5:40:20 pm PST #8776 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I like to look at boobies, even though I don't want to touch them.
Trudy Booth - Feb 11, 2006 5:42:29 pm PST #8777 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I know a fair number of gay men who have a thing for breasts, even though they don't want to have sex with someone who has them.
Me too. It's because breasts are a universal good. Penises are great fun, but they're often funny looking at some stage in their, um, development. Boobs are just nice.
meara - Feb 11, 2006 5:43:08 pm PST #8778 of 10001
There was paperwork? I knew I forgot something
I'm a freak, I like to fill out forms! I'll do the paperwork, if I have to.
I promise if I get him, I'll be nice to him. Or naughty. If that's what he wants. :)
DebetEsse - Feb 11, 2006 5:45:49 pm PST #8779 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.
erika, did you hear about/see Det Munch on the big finale of Arrested Development?
Cass - Feb 11, 2006 5:46:58 pm PST #8780 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Penises are less "just playing with" friendly. Generally the owners aren't as keen to let you mess around if you aren't going to actually mess around. Scrotums skittering is fantastically intriguing.
I like to fill out forms! I'll do the paperworkYep. Freak.
§ ita § - Feb 11, 2006 5:48:07 pm PST #8781 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Boobs have a mesmerising quality. Fascination with them does neither a gay card make nor revoke.
meara - Feb 11, 2006 5:58:45 pm PST #8782 of 10001
I gotta agree, boobs ARE magically delicious fun. Much fun.
But I also like stubble on guys' faces.
There are many good things in this world. Pretty people are among them. Chocolate is another. Sadly, I am the only person in my apartment, and there is no chocolate. It is ICKY and SNOWING outside. Harumph!