It looks like Johnny Damon signed a four year contract to play for the Yankees. I think I am going to head to bed and pout.

It looks like Johnny Damon signed a four year contract to play for the Yankees. I think I am going to head to bed and pout.

Oof. I wonder how long I can hide this information from Emmett.

I would think katie Bee was a great fiction writer if I had read her post with out anymore info. That's just odd. and WRONG

glitter paper. who knew I needed that?

OK. I just barely get away with what I wear because it looks expensive. I'm ready to shove my pretty pink Pradas up CK's bosses asses. Watch. It'll be fun. They're kitten heels.

Oh, DJ, if you'll do it, I'll surely watch. I've already written a lovely sample letter to Katie's ex-boss, just, you know, for practice.

That's a lovely Holt family picture. Doesn't it boggle you when your baby is as tall as you? I used to make mine stand on the step below me to hug me, so they wouldn't be so tall. The first time the eldest called the office with his new deep voice? Also boggling.

Poor Trudy feet, and any other NYC-er who rode Shank's Mare today. Swift resolution and return to normalcy for you.

Suzi, life need to stop lobbing things at you, or toward your vicinity, for awhile. I don't think you could paddle any harder, nor should you have to try.

In mememe news, I decided to make sugar scrub for gifts for my writing group. I picked up white plastic jars with pretty floral screwtop lids this weekend, and mixed up the scrub this afternoon. It's really simple: sugar to two-thirds fill the container, cold-pressed olive oil to cover. Add 1/2 tsp. each vanilla and orange extracts, and a big pinch of ground dried orange peel. Stir to mix thoroughly, cap, and wrap. It smelled sooo goood. I'ma have to make another jar just for me.

Katie Bee, I'm just gobsmacked. Just when you think nothing will surprise you...

My migraine is gone! Thank god for meds and sleep. Now to get to that paper that needs writing. Coffee first...

I'm in Florida! It's really warm here!

Katie, that's awful about your employers. I can't believe it. (Also, I just realised you aren't on my flist. I'm ste_noni.)

Joe's parents really seem to like Ellie a lot. I love hearing them speak Spanish to her. It's so cute! I know she has that half of the family but she has never met them until now.

Bev, that does sound absolutey yummy! I'd make myself some, but that would probably be the last thing I could fit in my bathroom and still leave room for me. I obsess over bath products. I am Avon's bitch.

Joe's parents really seem to like Ellie a lot. I love hearing them speak Spanish to her. It's so cute! I know she has that half of the family but she has never met them until now.

Awwwwwww...

Where is everyone? I need my procrastination helpers!