We knocked 'em deader!

Willow ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - Dec 20, 2005 9:15:33 pm PST #867 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

OK. I just barely get away with what I wear because it looks expensive. I'm ready to shove my pretty pink Pradas up CK's bosses asses. Watch. It'll be fun. They're kitten heels.


Beverly - Dec 20, 2005 9:30:30 pm PST #868 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Oh, DJ, if you'll do it, I'll surely watch. I've already written a lovely sample letter to Katie's ex-boss, just, you know, for practice.

That's a lovely Holt family picture. Doesn't it boggle you when your baby is as tall as you? I used to make mine stand on the step below me to hug me, so they wouldn't be so tall. The first time the eldest called the office with his new deep voice? Also boggling.

Poor Trudy feet, and any other NYC-er who rode Shank's Mare today. Swift resolution and return to normalcy for you.

Suzi, life need to stop lobbing things at you, or toward your vicinity, for awhile. I don't think you could paddle any harder, nor should you have to try.

In mememe news, I decided to make sugar scrub for gifts for my writing group. I picked up white plastic jars with pretty floral screwtop lids this weekend, and mixed up the scrub this afternoon. It's really simple: sugar to two-thirds fill the container, cold-pressed olive oil to cover. Add 1/2 tsp. each vanilla and orange extracts, and a big pinch of ground dried orange peel. Stir to mix thoroughly, cap, and wrap. It smelled sooo goood. I'ma have to make another jar just for me.


vw bug - Dec 21, 2005 2:16:28 am PST #869 of 10001
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Katie Bee, I'm just gobsmacked. Just when you think nothing will surprise you...

My migraine is gone! Thank god for meds and sleep. Now to get to that paper that needs writing. Coffee first...


Stephanie - Dec 21, 2005 2:53:47 am PST #870 of 10001
Trust my rage

I'm in Florida! It's really warm here!

Katie, that's awful about your employers. I can't believe it. (Also, I just realised you aren't on my flist. I'm ste_noni.)

Joe's parents really seem to like Ellie a lot. I love hearing them speak Spanish to her. It's so cute! I know she has that half of the family but she has never met them until now.


SailAweigh - Dec 21, 2005 2:55:57 am PST #871 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Bev, that does sound absolutey yummy! I'd make myself some, but that would probably be the last thing I could fit in my bathroom and still leave room for me. I obsess over bath products. I am Avon's bitch.


vw bug - Dec 21, 2005 2:56:56 am PST #872 of 10001
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Joe's parents really seem to like Ellie a lot. I love hearing them speak Spanish to her. It's so cute! I know she has that half of the family but she has never met them until now.

Awwwwwww...


vw bug - Dec 21, 2005 3:36:46 am PST #873 of 10001
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Where is everyone? I need my procrastination helpers!


Nora Deirdre - Dec 21, 2005 3:41:54 am PST #874 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

wow, KB. It shouldn't amaze me how people derive sick power trips over those in their employ, but it does. Why so people suck so?

vw, are you around today? Want to do lunch? Or tomorrow?


vw bug - Dec 21, 2005 3:46:42 am PST #875 of 10001
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vw, are you around today? Want to do lunch? Or tomorrow?

Oh, I wish! I'm in crunch time, though. Paper due today and Final tomorrow. And, I've got to get into work for a few hours in there. I'm sorry!


vw bug - Dec 21, 2005 3:50:22 am PST #876 of 10001
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For the record, Splenda does not take the place of sugar well in coffee. Just in case you were wondering.