You all gonna be here when I wake up?

Mal ,'Out Of Gas'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Dec 20, 2005 5:31:53 pm PST #843 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Everyone needs to see The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. And not just the Xmas special -- pretty much any episode will do.

Is this going to make me think twice about getting rid of cable?

It might, at that. Cartoon Network is just about the only channel I watch these days.


Typo Boy - Dec 20, 2005 5:34:05 pm PST #844 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Katerina Bee, may your asshat employers receive justice, perfect justice, not a speck worse than they deserve, but without a drop of mercy. And if you think about it, that is a truly vicious curse.


JZ - Dec 20, 2005 5:42:27 pm PST #845 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I feel like a horrible elitist cartoon-intellectual-snob for admitting this, but I can't watch more than two episodes of Billy & Mandy a week. Three and up, and the overwhelming desire to beat Billy to death with a tire iron for his epic stupidity totally drowns out all the many pleasures the show has to offer. Two a week and all's well, though.

Katie Bee, that's fucktastic. What a pack of hyenas.

Very, very gentle hairpats to K-Bug.


Steph L. - Dec 20, 2005 5:44:25 pm PST #846 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Three and up, and the overwhelming desire to beat Billy to death with a tire iron for his epic stupidity totally drowns out all the many pleasures the show has to offer.

You get used to it after a while. Then it becomes oddly endearing.

And that, I think, explains in a nutshell why Mandy and I are separated at birth.


sj - Dec 20, 2005 5:44:56 pm PST #847 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

The last present that needed to be delivered is finally here! I was getting worried because it is for my older nephew, and you can't tell a kid a Christmas that their gift hasn't been delivered yet. I bought him a build your own engine kit. It's in a nice big box. I think this is going to make me the cool Auntie this year.

{{{MG and MG's assistant}}} Much ~ma to her.

Congratulations, Nora!

I was born in heaven. See? This baby with all the light around it is me and there's an angel holding me. And this guy over here, that's Jesus looking at me, and this guy.... I think this guy is Tarzan. Is Tarzan in heaven?

Hearting Kara.

Pretty Holt family picture!

{{{Katie Bee}}} I already posted in your lj, but reading the story a second time doesn't make it any less angry making. They are fuckers. Don't you dare go back to work for them.

Everyone needs to see The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. And not just the Xmas special -- pretty much any episode will do. Hell, the cartoon features Eris as a character. (She wields a golden apple, and likes to "get jiggy with the chaos." It's fucking *brilliant.*)

What Teppy said. I love The Grim Adventures. The Christmas special especially rocks.


JZ - Dec 20, 2005 5:47:55 pm PST #848 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I've tried, I really have, but I can't seem to build up an immunity to Billy. It's baffling, particularly since Patrick on Spongebob doesn't bother me at all, I like both Timmy Turner and Beast Boy, and I'm very fond of both the Venture Brothers and would steal them away from their not-kid-deserving father if I weren't prevented by their being fictional and cartoons and all.


sj - Dec 20, 2005 5:49:44 pm PST #849 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Billy doesn't bother me. I'm not sure why, but even if he did, Mandy would make up for it.


Jessica - Dec 20, 2005 6:09:56 pm PST #850 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I fear that the type of employers who give money for professional clothing are rarely, if ever, satified with the results.

See, when my sister's employer thinks she needs a new suit for client meetings, he just buys her a suit. Much much simpler. (Of course, it'd be even more simpler to just, oh I don't know, pay her enough so she could afford to buy her own clothes, but that's not how he thinks.)


billytea - Dec 20, 2005 6:11:27 pm PST #851 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I was given a Christmas bonus. For professional clothes. Then they decided I'd shopped incorrectly at stores I had no permission to go to, so they asked for the $ back. So I wrote them a check and walked away.

Ok, what the hell? Unless you turned up the next day dressed like Christina Aguilera and said "What's wrong, didn't you tell me to dress like a pro?" I don't get the logic.


brenda m - Dec 20, 2005 6:15:41 pm PST #852 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

K-Bee, that is so fucked up. I agree that you don't necessarily want to go back, but otoh, this is a hard time of year to give up employment. But whatever you do, that fucking money should be yours.

My mom's family, for all their fucked-upness is still rallying around their brother. All ten surviving sibs are helping out taking care of my uncle in the last days of his battle with cancer.

Yeah, this kind of thing means so much to me.