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Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


JZ - Dec 20, 2005 5:47:55 pm PST #848 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I've tried, I really have, but I can't seem to build up an immunity to Billy. It's baffling, particularly since Patrick on Spongebob doesn't bother me at all, I like both Timmy Turner and Beast Boy, and I'm very fond of both the Venture Brothers and would steal them away from their not-kid-deserving father if I weren't prevented by their being fictional and cartoons and all.


sj - Dec 20, 2005 5:49:44 pm PST #849 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Billy doesn't bother me. I'm not sure why, but even if he did, Mandy would make up for it.


Jessica - Dec 20, 2005 6:09:56 pm PST #850 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I fear that the type of employers who give money for professional clothing are rarely, if ever, satified with the results.

See, when my sister's employer thinks she needs a new suit for client meetings, he just buys her a suit. Much much simpler. (Of course, it'd be even more simpler to just, oh I don't know, pay her enough so she could afford to buy her own clothes, but that's not how he thinks.)


billytea - Dec 20, 2005 6:11:27 pm PST #851 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I was given a Christmas bonus. For professional clothes. Then they decided I'd shopped incorrectly at stores I had no permission to go to, so they asked for the $ back. So I wrote them a check and walked away.

Ok, what the hell? Unless you turned up the next day dressed like Christina Aguilera and said "What's wrong, didn't you tell me to dress like a pro?" I don't get the logic.


brenda m - Dec 20, 2005 6:15:41 pm PST #852 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

K-Bee, that is so fucked up. I agree that you don't necessarily want to go back, but otoh, this is a hard time of year to give up employment. But whatever you do, that fucking money should be yours.

My mom's family, for all their fucked-upness is still rallying around their brother. All ten surviving sibs are helping out taking care of my uncle in the last days of his battle with cancer.

Yeah, this kind of thing means so much to me.


brenda m - Dec 20, 2005 6:19:09 pm PST #853 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Ok, what the hell? Unless you turned up the next day dressed like Christina Aguilera and said "What's wrong, didn't you tell me to dress like a pro?"

When my sister was - I don't eight or ten - she and a friend were playing by getting all dressed up in my mom's suits and putting on make-up and carrying briefcases and stuff. Of course, being eightish, they had what you might call a heavy hand with the make-up.

So when they came clomping downstairs in her highest heels all made-up like crazy and announced that they were "working girls"?

I swear to god, I practically peed myself. And my mom and dad, trying so hard not to laugh, I think they practically broke something.


Atropa - Dec 20, 2005 6:47:35 pm PST #854 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

t tangent

Y'know, nothing fills me with evil glee and holiday spirit more than discovering that the paper I used to wrap some of Pete's gifts in sheds glitter at the slightest touch or jostle. Glitter everywhere. I'm so pleased.

t /tangent


Atropa - Dec 20, 2005 6:47:40 pm PST #855 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

t tangent

But not a double-posty tangent.

t /tangent


Aims - Dec 20, 2005 6:50:18 pm PST #856 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Hugs Jilli!!


Atropa - Dec 20, 2005 6:51:27 pm PST #857 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Hugs Jilli!!

Sure, if you don't mind being covered in micro-fine silver glitter. I'm all sparkly, and not even on purpose!