Ok, what the hell? Unless you turned up the next day dressed like Christina Aguilera and said "What's wrong, didn't you tell me to dress like a pro?"
When my sister was - I don't eight or ten - she and a friend were playing by getting all dressed up in my mom's suits and putting on make-up and carrying briefcases and stuff. Of course, being eightish, they had what you might call a heavy hand with the make-up.
So when they came clomping downstairs in her highest heels all made-up like crazy and announced that they were "working girls"?
I swear to god, I practically peed myself. And my mom and dad, trying so hard not to laugh, I think they practically broke something.
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Y'know, nothing fills me with evil glee and holiday spirit more than discovering that the paper I used to wrap some of Pete's gifts in sheds glitter at the slightest touch or jostle. Glitter
everywhere.
I'm so pleased.
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But not a double-posty tangent.
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Hugs Jilli!!
Sure, if you don't mind being covered in micro-fine silver glitter. I'm all sparkly, and not even on purpose!
Glitter! Will it get ALL OVER Pete, do you think?
Drat. Jilli, I was supposed to ask you something I think, but then the cold ate my brain.
Glitter! Will it get ALL OVER Pete, do you think?
Hee! Yes, yes it will. I had no idea this gift wrap did this when I bought it, so I'm considering it a bonus feature.
Drat. Jilli, I was supposed to ask you something I think, but then the cold ate my brain.
Ummm ... where I put the remote for the zombies?
Oh, and the latest picture of the Squeak is lethally cute.
Mandy is god. The best line from the Christmas special: "You're just lucky that Death was here to save you."
I adore Mandy.
And every time Eris is on, I keep wanting to write in and claim religious defamation. Then I realize that Eris is probably getting off on it in Her own hog-dog-bunless way.
Oh! That's right.
Paul has burned the Siouxsie DVD, but we don't have access to a DVD player that DOESN'T convert PAL to make sure it will work on your machine, so we will not know if it does until we bring it to you!
That's what I was to tell you.
There.
Hmm. I think my food is here...
