One of the important lessons of university is when to lie in writing, I swear.
I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.
Xander ,'First Date'
Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
§ ita § - Dec 19, 2005 5:34:17 am PST #541 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Ginger - Dec 19, 2005 5:35:06 am PST #542 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
vw, can you put them in order of importance and just write until you run out of time? That would be my approach, but I am anti-outline girl.
Topic!Cindy - Dec 19, 2005 5:37:01 am PST #543 of 10001
What is even happening?
vw, you will not hurt any of the concepts feelings, if you leave them out. I promise.
DebetEsse - Dec 19, 2005 5:42:13 am PST #544 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.
I don't know, Cindy. I hang out with several of the concepts surrounding balance, and they don't say anything, but you just look at them sometimes, when people ignore them, and they just get this look, and kinda sigh.
§ ita § - Dec 19, 2005 5:43:39 am PST #545 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Debet, you're not responsible for the concept's feelings -- you have to remember that. They're their own entities. You just need to be fair to yourself -- it's not like the concepts are looking after you.
tommyrot - Dec 19, 2005 5:44:00 am PST #546 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Send them to Concept Thunderdome! Two concepts enter, one concept leaves!
amych - Dec 19, 2005 5:44:43 am PST #547 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
You know, though? Those concepts really need to learn to speak up for themselves. Find your voice, concepts! Don't be a conceptual doormat forever!
DebetEsse - Dec 19, 2005 5:57:57 am PST #548 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.
But what about the concept of doormat-ery? Surely you can't expect it to behave otherwise!
eta: ita, I know. I just prefer to hang out with them. Most of the other concepts get rather tiresome after a while. And when you hang out with them enough, you start feeling for them when they're hurt.
Steph L. - Dec 19, 2005 6:02:17 am PST #549 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
Can't you just leave 15 out?
I suppose. But, somehow, because this is me, and I'm weird, that just feels wrong.
t points to vw's tagline
Gris - Dec 19, 2005 6:04:29 am PST #550 of 10001
Hey. New board.
Huh, that exam was easier than I was expecting. I guess I should do dishes or clean my room or something now.