Send them to Concept Thunderdome! Two concepts enter, one concept leaves!
Buffy: So how'd she get away with the bad mojo stuff? Anya: Giles sold it to her. Giles: Well, I didn't know it was her. I mean, how could I? If it's any consolation, I may have overcharged her.
'Sleeper'
Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - Dec 19, 2005 5:44:00 am PST #546 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
amych - Dec 19, 2005 5:44:43 am PST #547 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
You know, though? Those concepts really need to learn to speak up for themselves. Find your voice, concepts! Don't be a conceptual doormat forever!
DebetEsse - Dec 19, 2005 5:57:57 am PST #548 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.
But what about the concept of doormat-ery? Surely you can't expect it to behave otherwise!
eta: ita, I know. I just prefer to hang out with them. Most of the other concepts get rather tiresome after a while. And when you hang out with them enough, you start feeling for them when they're hurt.
Steph L. - Dec 19, 2005 6:02:17 am PST #549 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
Can't you just leave 15 out?
I suppose. But, somehow, because this is me, and I'm weird, that just feels wrong.
t points to vw's tagline
Gris - Dec 19, 2005 6:04:29 am PST #550 of 10001
Hey. New board.
Huh, that exam was easier than I was expecting. I guess I should do dishes or clean my room or something now.
Topic!Cindy - Dec 19, 2005 6:09:34 am PST #551 of 10001
What is even happening?
All right, maaaaaaaaybe the concepts' feelings might get a little tender, but they will not hold it against you, vw. Concepts are cool like that...except vengeance. Vengeance is a nasty little bugger (but totally hawt!!!).
WindSparrow - Dec 19, 2005 6:22:53 am PST #552 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
vw, start writing, but put in an email or phone call or whatever to contact the prof and ask him if he prefers you to give short shift to your long list by culling the (extra) 15, or short shift to the formula he has given by covering your whole 35 with more brevity.
Why he would want to read a classful of 20 page papers I can't imagine.
WindSparrow - Dec 19, 2005 6:25:38 am PST #553 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Alpha-bits?
I'd guess either bachelor-like he has no thermometer or thrifty-like he has a glass mercury thermometer of the sort that I can only read on the third tuesday of months in which both Venus and Mercury are retrograde during a new moon at low tide, and I have new glasses.
That broke. I planned to get digital one at Big Lots so many times....
I'd have put money on the mercury. heh.
Pix - Dec 19, 2005 6:42:15 am PST #554 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
You all are cracking me up.
Also, know what doesn't suck? Being in bed on a Monday morning and knowing you don't have to go to work.
vw bug - Dec 19, 2005 6:57:46 am PST #555 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Ok...that was pretty funny to wake up to. I tell you what. I'll compromise. Some of the list will go, but I'll decide as I'm writing. The ones that are hard to write? They're out the window. Sorry, guys. I still love you.