Giles, if you would like to get by in American society, then you are going to have to follow our traditions. You're the patriarch. You have to host the festivities, or it's all meaningless.

Buffy ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Jan 18, 2006 2:32:30 pm PST #5120 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

(We have them all at work, including the three outtake versions of "Queen Bitch" where he randomly stops playing halfway through the opening riff.)

I think these are among the Easter Eggs, which are supposed to be plentiful in this set. It has the full 20 minute "Blue Jean" minimovie too.


amych - Jan 18, 2006 2:33:07 pm PST #5121 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

despite having had only 45 minutes of sleep last night and having to teach three classes today, I managed to complete 10 more. 52 down, ten to go.

I recommend masturbation!

Oh, wait, totally different conversation...


JZ - Jan 18, 2006 2:36:36 pm PST #5122 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Oh, wait, totally different conversation...

Oh, recommend it anyway. Nobody here will even try to stop you.


brenda m - Jan 18, 2006 2:36:42 pm PST #5123 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Score! Steeled myself to pay $58 for new jeans even though I really can't afford it right now, and then they rang up at $19.99!


Steph L. - Jan 18, 2006 2:47:56 pm PST #5124 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

It has the full 20 minute "Blue Jean" minimovie too.

My brother and I are such huge dorks that we *still* talk about MTV's hype leading up to the premiere of that, and how geeked we were to see it.


Cass - Jan 18, 2006 2:48:48 pm PST #5125 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

We know that you're trying to be there for her, but back in the day, I still felt pressure even when my partner was doing handstands and swinging from trees to make it happen for me. I felt like I was disappointing him because he wanted so badly for me to have this. It's like when your best friend tells you about the "funniest movie in the world", and you finally watch it with them, and it's not that funny, but you feel obligated to laugh a little because they love it so much.
Ah, the Napolean Dynamite Complex.

Oh, wait, totally different conversation...
But it's a hell of a stress therapy technique.

Must clean house. Again. It feels like mom just left and Pamela will be here tomorrow. Convienently, Pamela is the lowest stress houseguest in the history of guests. So long as I make sure the bed in the guest room is hers, she's happy. Which just means I can't doublebook unless they are someone who sleeps with me or sleeps on the sofa. How easy is that?


Topic!Cindy - Jan 18, 2006 2:49:14 pm PST #5126 of 10001
What is even happening?

Oh, recommend it anyway. Nobody here will even try to stop you.

Only because they've already gone blind, and have no idea what you're talking about.


DebetEsse - Jan 18, 2006 3:10:47 pm PST #5127 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Convienently, Pamela is the lowest stress houseguest in the history of guests.

Hey, now.


Pix - Jan 18, 2006 3:21:53 pm PST #5128 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

What Debet said!


Cass - Jan 18, 2006 3:27:57 pm PST #5129 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Hey now... I adore you both and have offered an open invitation to you both but Pamela is still the lowest maintenance of all. She already has a key, drives here, and likes her privacy.

I, frankly, don't really even need to be here. Except she brings me Mexican food, so of *course* I am going to be here.

But you are both on my list of preferred guests.

eta: for spelling, as usual.