Angel: Is that what you think you are--a hero? Spike: Saved the world didn't I? Angel: Once. Talk to me after you've done it a couple more times.

'Destiny'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


vw bug - Jan 09, 2006 12:36:23 pm PST #3796 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Breathe.

This made me laugh. I know that was not your intent. But, my allergies are acting up SO BADLY today, and I'm really stuffed up. So, breathing, not so much today :).

Thanks, everyone. And, Robin, I totally think we should just go make those appointments. I put it on my list for tomorrow.


Spidra Webster - Jan 09, 2006 12:38:51 pm PST #3797 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Heh!


Scrappy - Jan 09, 2006 12:40:17 pm PST #3798 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I will, vw!


§ ita § - Jan 09, 2006 12:41:22 pm PST #3799 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You know, I need to schedule a massage. vw, you might not have achieved the right soup, but you're inspiring Bitches to pamper themselves. Also important!


brenda m - Jan 09, 2006 12:43:10 pm PST #3800 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

They see people of all weights, ages, races and sizes.

Yeah, not to put too fine a point on it, no matter what shape you're in, they've a) seen worse, and b) seen so many that it probably doesn't even register. At least that's what I tell myself.


Spidra Webster - Jan 09, 2006 12:47:08 pm PST #3801 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

That's what I was trying to say. Sorry if I was unclear.


brenda m - Jan 09, 2006 12:57:51 pm PST #3802 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Oh, no, I was just agreeing.


Spidra Webster - Jan 09, 2006 12:58:39 pm PST #3803 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Okie doke!


ChiKat - Jan 09, 2006 1:01:59 pm PST #3804 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

The BF gave me a gift certificate for a massage, manicure & pedicure for Christmas. I need to make the appointment and go.


d - Jan 09, 2006 1:03:22 pm PST #3805 of 10001
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.

I am a massage therapist. I care not one whit about what your body looks like, and I only look at skin a little to make sure I don't see worrisome moles/freckles. I do therapeutic massage, not spa massage, and I still keep the lights low and frequently have my eyes closed as I gather the information I need through my fingers.