Reavers ain't men. Or they forgot how to be. Now they're just nothing. They got out to the edge of the galaxy, to that place of nothing, and that's what they became.

Mal ,'Bushwhacked'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


vw bug - Jan 09, 2006 12:36:23 pm PST #3796 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Breathe.

This made me laugh. I know that was not your intent. But, my allergies are acting up SO BADLY today, and I'm really stuffed up. So, breathing, not so much today :).

Thanks, everyone. And, Robin, I totally think we should just go make those appointments. I put it on my list for tomorrow.


Spidra Webster - Jan 09, 2006 12:38:51 pm PST #3797 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Heh!


Scrappy - Jan 09, 2006 12:40:17 pm PST #3798 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I will, vw!


§ ita § - Jan 09, 2006 12:41:22 pm PST #3799 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You know, I need to schedule a massage. vw, you might not have achieved the right soup, but you're inspiring Bitches to pamper themselves. Also important!


brenda m - Jan 09, 2006 12:43:10 pm PST #3800 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

They see people of all weights, ages, races and sizes.

Yeah, not to put too fine a point on it, no matter what shape you're in, they've a) seen worse, and b) seen so many that it probably doesn't even register. At least that's what I tell myself.


Spidra Webster - Jan 09, 2006 12:47:08 pm PST #3801 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

That's what I was trying to say. Sorry if I was unclear.


brenda m - Jan 09, 2006 12:57:51 pm PST #3802 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Oh, no, I was just agreeing.


Spidra Webster - Jan 09, 2006 12:58:39 pm PST #3803 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Okie doke!


ChiKat - Jan 09, 2006 1:01:59 pm PST #3804 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

The BF gave me a gift certificate for a massage, manicure & pedicure for Christmas. I need to make the appointment and go.


d - Jan 09, 2006 1:03:22 pm PST #3805 of 10001
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.

I am a massage therapist. I care not one whit about what your body looks like, and I only look at skin a little to make sure I don't see worrisome moles/freckles. I do therapeutic massage, not spa massage, and I still keep the lights low and frequently have my eyes closed as I gather the information I need through my fingers.