Lorne: Snakes? Uh-huh. And they came out of your what? Okay. Okay, well, did they get up there themselves or is this part of a, you know, a thing? No, I'm not judging...Do we fight snakes? Angel: Only if they're giant. Or demons. Or giant demons. Are they giant demon snakes? Lorne: Well, unless this guy's 30 feet tall, I'm thinking they're of the garden variety.

'Lineage'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


brenda m - Jan 09, 2006 12:57:51 pm PST #3802 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Oh, no, I was just agreeing.


Spidra Webster - Jan 09, 2006 12:58:39 pm PST #3803 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Okie doke!


ChiKat - Jan 09, 2006 1:01:59 pm PST #3804 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

The BF gave me a gift certificate for a massage, manicure & pedicure for Christmas. I need to make the appointment and go.


d - Jan 09, 2006 1:03:22 pm PST #3805 of 10001
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.

I am a massage therapist. I care not one whit about what your body looks like, and I only look at skin a little to make sure I don't see worrisome moles/freckles. I do therapeutic massage, not spa massage, and I still keep the lights low and frequently have my eyes closed as I gather the information I need through my fingers.


vw bug - Jan 09, 2006 1:04:23 pm PST #3806 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I was just putting away Christmas presents and found Toto's bell collar and paw thingies. Emily thought it would be fun to put the collar on Toto (he doesn't like the little things on his paws AT ALL). So, now he's jingling through the apartment, and he keeps trying to shake it off. It's pretty funny.


Trudy Booth - Jan 09, 2006 1:11:52 pm PST #3807 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Um…you haven’t seen me lately. I’ve gotten FAT.

Ah, steroids... mmmmmmm

Maybe the hornieness will make you grope me back!

(I was just trying to make you giggle before by making soup whore implications. Sorry if that had the absolute opposite effect.)

Chicat, sounds like things are still going well with BF after your bumpy road a few months ago. Woo hoo!

I know its sad and scary that there is a bird flu outbreak (still bird to person, not person to person) and it would be sad and scary anywhere, but its double-take funny that its happening in Turkey.


DavidS - Jan 09, 2006 1:14:28 pm PST #3808 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Um…you haven’t seen me lately. I’ve gotten FAT.

I am genuinely sorry that you're not happy with your weight, and I do hope you get to a place this year that makes you happy when you look in the mirror. And you're healthy. And you can breathe. But you're always going to be the vw bug who wrote so beautifully about her first kiss, so you're always going to seem like a Very Kissable Person to me. That's just not going to change.

If I were having a crappy day, said so, and then vented about my bad soup, and then people were teasing, it's possible I'd be crying right now, reading this thread. ijs.

It wasn't so much about the soup as the brackets. But I apologize if the teasing was ill-timed or hurtful.


ChiKat - Jan 09, 2006 1:19:41 pm PST #3809 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Chicat, sounds like things are still going well with BF after your bumpy road a few months ago. Woo hoo!

Yep, much better now. It was one of those we're gonna break up or end up stronger for it fights. And we, luckily, came out on the good end of that.


vw bug - Jan 09, 2006 1:24:09 pm PST #3810 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I do have a good first kiss story. Also, I was pretty and zit-free then with really perfect hair. And the St. Thomas sun wasn't doing me too much damage either. Oh, and that shirt that we tied up so my belly button was showing. And the perfume! Oh, my gods, the perfume!

Good times...good times...

Sadly, Mr. vw's First Kiss is now married with at least one child. Scary, scary thought.


brenda m - Jan 09, 2006 1:25:52 pm PST #3811 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Sadly, Mr. vw's First Kiss is now married with at least one child.

Not good at math, is he?

Also, that first para made me smile.