I will, vw!
Giles, if you would like to get by in American society, then you are going to have to follow our traditions. You're the patriarch. You have to host the festivities, or it's all meaningless.
Buffy ,'Sleeper'
Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Scrappy - Jan 09, 2006 12:40:17 pm PST #3798 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
§ ita § - Jan 09, 2006 12:41:22 pm PST #3799 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You know, I need to schedule a massage. vw, you might not have achieved the right soup, but you're inspiring Bitches to pamper themselves. Also important!
brenda m - Jan 09, 2006 12:43:10 pm PST #3800 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
They see people of all weights, ages, races and sizes.
Yeah, not to put too fine a point on it, no matter what shape you're in, they've a) seen worse, and b) seen so many that it probably doesn't even register. At least that's what I tell myself.
Spidra Webster - Jan 09, 2006 12:47:08 pm PST #3801 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
That's what I was trying to say. Sorry if I was unclear.
brenda m - Jan 09, 2006 12:57:51 pm PST #3802 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Oh, no, I was just agreeing.
Spidra Webster - Jan 09, 2006 12:58:39 pm PST #3803 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
Okie doke!
ChiKat - Jan 09, 2006 1:01:59 pm PST #3804 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
The BF gave me a gift certificate for a massage, manicure & pedicure for Christmas. I need to make the appointment and go.
d - Jan 09, 2006 1:03:22 pm PST #3805 of 10001
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.
I am a massage therapist. I care not one whit about what your body looks like, and I only look at skin a little to make sure I don't see worrisome moles/freckles. I do therapeutic massage, not spa massage, and I still keep the lights low and frequently have my eyes closed as I gather the information I need through my fingers.
vw bug - Jan 09, 2006 1:04:23 pm PST #3806 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
I was just putting away Christmas presents and found Toto's bell collar and paw thingies. Emily thought it would be fun to put the collar on Toto (he doesn't like the little things on his paws AT ALL). So, now he's jingling through the apartment, and he keeps trying to shake it off. It's pretty funny.
Trudy Booth - Jan 09, 2006 1:11:52 pm PST #3807 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Um…you haven’t seen me lately. I’ve gotten FAT.
Ah, steroids... mmmmmmm
Maybe the hornieness will make you grope me back!
(I was just trying to make you giggle before by making soup whore implications. Sorry if that had the absolute opposite effect.)
Chicat, sounds like things are still going well with BF after your bumpy road a few months ago. Woo hoo!
I know its sad and scary that there is a bird flu outbreak (still bird to person, not person to person) and it would be sad and scary anywhere, but its double-take funny that its happening in Turkey.