Eek. Dave just called and wanted to know if he could come down here because his meeting was cancelled. I really want to see him, but I have been wallowing today and my apartment is a mess. This is one of those times I am grateful we live 45 minutes apart.
We didn't have sex, if that's what you mean. That's all I do now, not have sex.
Anya ,'Dirty Girls'
Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
sj - Jan 03, 2006 1:11:02 pm PST #3052 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
JZ - Jan 03, 2006 1:14:08 pm PST #3053 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Heh. Heh heh heh. You said "Uranus."
Dude, you are so their target audience.
On the one hand, you want to stand up and cheer that the kid is actually deeply absorbed in and enthralled by a book -- but, on the other, it's disheartening to have the kid reject things like The Magic Castle and Half Magic after one chapter and refuse to even crack the cover of Prince Caspian in favor of the 50,000,000th reading of Uranus.
As per example:
As he ran, Zack cursed his luck. All he wanted was a butt that would settle down and just be a butt. A butt that wouldn't embarrass him in public at every possible opportunity. A butt that wouldn't make rude comments whenever he tried to talk to girls. At the very least, he'd settle for a butt that didn't jump off his body and gas cats in the middle of the night.
Rabelais it ain't.
JZ - Jan 03, 2006 1:16:33 pm PST #3054 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I love the Futurama thing
Say, that reminds me... Tep, as long as you're here -- Zoidberg is MINE. Ta ever so!
Steph L. - Jan 03, 2006 1:17:43 pm PST #3055 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Zoidberg is MINE. Ta ever so!
Suck it, Zahas Smay BITCH!
billytea - Jan 03, 2006 1:19:54 pm PST #3056 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Not. Going. To. Ask.
See, now I hear my older brother saying "Hey, I do my part!"
...but how...but...I don't...but...
Check out a telephone cord, compare the amount of space it takes up when all coiled up to how far it can stretch when called upon. Same principle. (Hee. I'm introducing Fay to phone sex!)
Anne W. - Jan 03, 2006 1:20:02 pm PST #3057 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
Although my wee Mohamed, last year (who was very cute, and had big anger-management issues, and is wanted to be a fashion designer or an assassin when he grows up, and who knew all the lyrics to all but 3 of Britney Spears' songs)
That sounds like a movie pitch waiting to happen.
JZ - Jan 03, 2006 1:20:12 pm PST #3058 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
There, there. Don't let your rage get the better of you. Someday you'll have a crustacean of your very own. Just, you know, not MINE.
Ginger - Jan 03, 2006 1:21:01 pm PST #3059 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Ack! A rejection of Half Magic for Uranus would be hard to take. I love Half Magic and all the Edward Eager books.
Strix - Jan 03, 2006 1:35:20 pm PST #3060 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Try teaching a class of horny Hispanic 14 year olds, caught on that lovely cusp between childhood and adolescence when bodily functions AND anything vaguely sexual is extremely hilarious....and bears about a 1000 repeats.
I have to try to teach around fart AND vibrator jokes. Not to mention the whole class of 24 hooting whenever a girl walks by in the hall.
DavidS - Jan 03, 2006 1:41:22 pm PST #3061 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Try teaching a class of horny Hispanic 14 year olds, caught on that lovely cusp between childhood and adolescence when bodily functions AND anything vaguely sexual is extremely hilarious....and bears about a 1000 repeats.
It probably doesn't help that you are HOTT.