Spike? It's you. It's really you! My therapist thought I was holding on to false hope, but…I knew you'd come back. You're like…you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Oh…he's alive Frodo. He's alive.

Andrew ,'Damage'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


brenda m - Jan 03, 2006 6:37:43 am PST #2958 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I am back from lunch with Sail and brenda. Sadly, my digital camera battery would not take a charge, so I have no pictures. Brenda took some with her camera phone, but dunno if she has a way of hosting them.

Arrrrgggh

Incognista

Not from yesterday, but what the hell.


tommyrot - Jan 03, 2006 6:40:44 am PST #2959 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Arrrrgggh

Hee!

It occured to me today that I could have simulated a hook with a fork.


sj - Jan 03, 2006 6:43:00 am PST #2960 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I feel like I should accomplish something today since I am not at work. Should I clean out my closets or read a book?


Cashmere - Jan 03, 2006 7:01:35 am PST #2961 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Unrelated to pickup lines, I seem to have inspired about half my office to eat oatmeal, judging by the oatmeal cannisters with people's names magic-markered on them sitting on the shelf in the kitchen.

We had oatmeal this morning. With sliced bananas! Go Team Oatmeal!

My favorite twist on the pick-up line was in Homicide...Stan Bolander meets the Aussie medical examiner and says "What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?" And she pauses over a dead guy and says "Looking for Mr. Right."

Beautiful!


WindSparrow - Jan 03, 2006 7:02:40 am PST #2962 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Read, sj. The closets will wait.


Volans - Jan 03, 2006 7:05:04 am PST #2963 of 10001
move out and draw fire

OK, here's a question. You know how you can take your bra off while leaving your shirt on by undoing the clasp, shrugging your arms through, and then pulling it out the arm hole or bottom of your shirt?

If you wear a bra, I mean.

Is this action:
1. Totally hot!
2. Tacky.


Nora Deirdre - Jan 03, 2006 7:05:17 am PST #2964 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I also had delicious oatmeal! With raisins and cranberries!


§ ita § - Jan 03, 2006 7:07:28 am PST #2965 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Why are you taking the bra off, Raq? I'd think that's the kicker.


Nora Deirdre - Jan 03, 2006 7:08:12 am PST #2966 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

the tacky v. hot bra questions, like so many things, depends on the context. Is the person doing it specifically to titllate? If yes, then, probably tacky. Is the person doing it because her bra is poking at her and she's watching TV and doesn't want to get up and the only other person there is her SO? Then I'd say just an everyday clothing removal, like taking off socks.


§ ita § - Jan 03, 2006 7:10:33 am PST #2967 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Is the person doing it specifically to titllate? If yes, then, probably tacky

Why does this make it probably tacky?