My favorite twist on the pick-up line was in Homicide...Stan Bolander meets the Aussie medical examiner and says "What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?" And she pauses over a dead guy and says "Looking for Mr. Right."
Willow ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I am back from lunch with Sail and brenda. Sadly, my digital camera battery would not take a charge, so I have no pictures. Brenda took some with her camera phone, but dunno if she has a way of hosting them.
Not from yesterday, but what the hell.
Arrrrgggh
Hee!
It occured to me today that I could have simulated a hook with a fork.
I feel like I should accomplish something today since I am not at work. Should I clean out my closets or read a book?
Unrelated to pickup lines, I seem to have inspired about half my office to eat oatmeal, judging by the oatmeal cannisters with people's names magic-markered on them sitting on the shelf in the kitchen.
We had oatmeal this morning. With sliced bananas! Go Team Oatmeal!
My favorite twist on the pick-up line was in Homicide...Stan Bolander meets the Aussie medical examiner and says "What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?" And she pauses over a dead guy and says "Looking for Mr. Right."
Beautiful!
Read, sj. The closets will wait.
OK, here's a question. You know how you can take your bra off while leaving your shirt on by undoing the clasp, shrugging your arms through, and then pulling it out the arm hole or bottom of your shirt?
If you wear a bra, I mean.
Is this action:
1. Totally hot!
2. Tacky.
I also had delicious oatmeal! With raisins and cranberries!
Why are you taking the bra off, Raq? I'd think that's the kicker.
the tacky v. hot bra questions, like so many things, depends on the context. Is the person doing it specifically to titllate? If yes, then, probably tacky. Is the person doing it because her bra is poking at her and she's watching TV and doesn't want to get up and the only other person there is her SO? Then I'd say just an everyday clothing removal, like taking off socks.