Wow, you've really mastered the power of positive giving-up.

Cordelia ,'End of Days'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sean K - Jan 03, 2006 5:05:30 am PST #2923 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

What you said, Jess.

So I'm not lazy for not wanting to risk breaking a limb or getting into a car accident?

Not so much, no.


Sean K - Jan 03, 2006 5:07:28 am PST #2924 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

But then it's distressing to me to hear about when they work.

It's always been distressing to me to hear about, or worse yet see first hand, the many, many success stories of picking up women by being a jackass. I've always felt the success of the jackass strategy said really crappy things about us as people.


sj - Jan 03, 2006 5:15:57 am PST #2925 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I just talked to the ever so practical Teacup Guy. He made me feel better and listed all of the things that I should keep in mind when going into work on Friday.


Steph L. - Jan 03, 2006 5:16:07 am PST #2926 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

And pickup lines are lame. So there.

Jess! Hey, baby....post in this thread often?....


§ ita § - Jan 03, 2006 5:16:52 am PST #2927 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

sj, you have to take care of yourself, since your bosses clearly don't have any of your interests at heart. Not that they have to...but no need to be pricks about it.

then it's distressing to me to hear about when they work.

You know, often I think it's the guy and not the line. Because even the cheesiest line can be pulled off with the most irony and I'd fall for it. Or the wrong guy can put forth the most sincere sentiment, and I just end up looking at him funny.

And vice versa.

There is no magic beyond self confidence, a bit of humility, and respect. If you're hitting on me.


Nora Deirdre - Jan 03, 2006 5:19:07 am PST #2928 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

There is no magic beyond self confidence, a bit of humility, and respect. If you're hitting on me.

t takes notes


tommyrot - Jan 03, 2006 5:20:58 am PST #2929 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So, is the pickup line what finally gets one to agree to go to bed, or is it what starts the are-we-gonna-go-to-bed banter?


Jessica - Jan 03, 2006 5:21:07 am PST #2930 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Jess! Hey, baby....post in this thread often?....

What's a nice girl like you doing in a thread like this?


Steph L. - Jan 03, 2006 5:22:16 am PST #2931 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

What's a nice girl like you doing in a thread like this?

Waiting for a bad girl like you, natch!


Jessica - Jan 03, 2006 5:22:21 am PST #2932 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

So, is the pickup line what finally gets one to agree to go to bed, or is it what starts the are-we-gonna-go-to-bed banter?

The latter. It's what you say to Random Person In Bar to start the conversation.