You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Lee - Dec 16, 2005 12:23:41 pm PST #285 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Pfft. How many other pronouns are there for cards, or vomit?


DavidS - Dec 16, 2005 12:25:51 pm PST #286 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Pfft. How many other pronouns are there for cards, or vomit?

Well there's "it" - but it's all in how you use it.


vw bug - Dec 16, 2005 12:26:34 pm PST #287 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I've had a pretty good day. I went to work. I was anxious about it, but it went well.

I'm home now...exhausted from the day. I was going to take a nap. I went to grab some meds to help me sleep, and now I'm just sitting here staring at the bottle. I'm scared. I hate how a full bottle of medication can trigger all the bad feelings and make me want to down the whole thing.


ChiKat - Dec 16, 2005 12:27:31 pm PST #288 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

{{vw}} Can you try sleeping without the meds?


Steph L. - Dec 16, 2005 12:27:45 pm PST #289 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

So, what do we think of this shirt, in fuchsia? For me, I mean? I can wear fuchsia, can't I? [link]

I vastly prefer a big hairy Zin or a ballsy Shiraz over a Merlot. In general I don't like Merlot, because they don't have much taste. Though I've had some that are amazing. You just have to know what to buy. (Though I admit I thought that Ravenswood Merlot was a good choice, based on the fact that their Zins make me roll over and beg.)


Cass - Dec 16, 2005 12:28:56 pm PST #290 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Please don't call me "sweet-weetie-muffin-butt" again.
Sorry, thought I was calling my kinesiologist. Whoops.

I hate how a full bottle of medication can trigger all the bad feelings
Is there anything I can do to help? Walk you through taking the one pill and putting the bottle away maybe?


Jessica - Dec 16, 2005 12:30:28 pm PST #291 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

In general I don't like Merlot, because they don't have much taste. Though I've had some that are amazing.

IME, good Merlot is hella expensive. As in, I've only ever had it at wine tastings because I can't afford to buy it myself.

Shiraz and malbec tend to be more reliable mid-range options for me, pricewise.


Stephanie - Dec 16, 2005 12:30:39 pm PST #292 of 10001
Trust my rage

vw, can you just lay down, without the meds? Is Emily around?


Steph L. - Dec 16, 2005 12:31:43 pm PST #293 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

IME, good Merlot is hella expensive. As in, I've only ever had it at wine tastings because I can't afford to buy it myself.

Yup. I keep trying to remember the ungodly expensive one that my mom and stepdad love. I mocked them for being so crazy over a Merlot, and then I tried it, and had to admit I was wrong in my mockage. But only about that specific wine.


Trudy Booth - Dec 16, 2005 12:32:57 pm PST #294 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Sorry, thought I was calling my kinesiologist. Whoops.

If you could be more scientific about this I would appreciate it.