Zoe: What's that, sir? Mal: Freedom, is what. Zoe: No, I meant what's that? Mal: Oh. Yeah. Just step around it. I think something must've been living in here.

'Out Of Gas'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - Dec 16, 2005 12:30:28 pm PST #291 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

In general I don't like Merlot, because they don't have much taste. Though I've had some that are amazing.

IME, good Merlot is hella expensive. As in, I've only ever had it at wine tastings because I can't afford to buy it myself.

Shiraz and malbec tend to be more reliable mid-range options for me, pricewise.


Stephanie - Dec 16, 2005 12:30:39 pm PST #292 of 10001
Trust my rage

vw, can you just lay down, without the meds? Is Emily around?


Steph L. - Dec 16, 2005 12:31:43 pm PST #293 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

IME, good Merlot is hella expensive. As in, I've only ever had it at wine tastings because I can't afford to buy it myself.

Yup. I keep trying to remember the ungodly expensive one that my mom and stepdad love. I mocked them for being so crazy over a Merlot, and then I tried it, and had to admit I was wrong in my mockage. But only about that specific wine.


Trudy Booth - Dec 16, 2005 12:32:57 pm PST #294 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Sorry, thought I was calling my kinesiologist. Whoops.

If you could be more scientific about this I would appreciate it.


vw bug - Dec 16, 2005 12:33:55 pm PST #295 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Emily's at work.

I'm getting close to hysterics. This is ridiculous. I know better than this.


Steph L. - Dec 16, 2005 12:34:19 pm PST #296 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

No? Shirt bad? Teppy can't wear fuchsia?

I'm leaving to go to my work Xmas party. When I next check in, I will probably be about 70 pounds heavier from all the Italian food. Yum.


erikaj - Dec 16, 2005 12:34:48 pm PST #297 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Oh! Story ita will like! Through a complicated and boring series of events, Mom ended up at a party at her old boss' house...she really hates this person, okay? And B. was going on at some length about self-defense at the Y, yada yada. So she asks M. has she had self-defense? And Mom's like "I grew up on Van Buren and my dad used to prizefight. He taught me a lot."(Van Buren is Phoenix's Mount and Fayette, kinda. For all your whoring and drugging needs. Mama grew up *on* the tracks.)

And so B's like "Oh, really? Tell me something."

So Mom says 'Oh, if you push a guy's nose hard enough, you can press something into his brain and he could die."

So I was like "Mom, you have to meet ita." Happy thoughts for the holidays...but it's not just my fault...genes work against me. Genes and The Man.


JZ - Dec 16, 2005 12:35:25 pm PST #298 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I think it'd be a fine shirt, and I also think you could pull off fuschia beautifully.


ChiKat - Dec 16, 2005 12:37:47 pm PST #299 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

No? Shirt bad? Teppy can't wear fuchsia?

I like the shirt and I think it would look great on you. I say buy it!

vw, anything we can do?


Stephanie - Dec 16, 2005 12:37:52 pm PST #300 of 10001
Trust my rage

I'm getting close to hysterics. This is ridiculous. I know better than this.

Did something trigger the way you are feeling? Do you want to chat via AIM?

Teppy, I actually think fuschia would look good with your coloring. Are you comfortable being that bright? (That would be my issue.)