Darn your sinister attraction!

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Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Trudy Booth - Dec 16, 2005 12:32:57 pm PST #294 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Sorry, thought I was calling my kinesiologist. Whoops.

If you could be more scientific about this I would appreciate it.


vw bug - Dec 16, 2005 12:33:55 pm PST #295 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Emily's at work.

I'm getting close to hysterics. This is ridiculous. I know better than this.


Steph L. - Dec 16, 2005 12:34:19 pm PST #296 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

No? Shirt bad? Teppy can't wear fuchsia?

I'm leaving to go to my work Xmas party. When I next check in, I will probably be about 70 pounds heavier from all the Italian food. Yum.


erikaj - Dec 16, 2005 12:34:48 pm PST #297 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Oh! Story ita will like! Through a complicated and boring series of events, Mom ended up at a party at her old boss' house...she really hates this person, okay? And B. was going on at some length about self-defense at the Y, yada yada. So she asks M. has she had self-defense? And Mom's like "I grew up on Van Buren and my dad used to prizefight. He taught me a lot."(Van Buren is Phoenix's Mount and Fayette, kinda. For all your whoring and drugging needs. Mama grew up *on* the tracks.)

And so B's like "Oh, really? Tell me something."

So Mom says 'Oh, if you push a guy's nose hard enough, you can press something into his brain and he could die."

So I was like "Mom, you have to meet ita." Happy thoughts for the holidays...but it's not just my fault...genes work against me. Genes and The Man.


JZ - Dec 16, 2005 12:35:25 pm PST #298 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I think it'd be a fine shirt, and I also think you could pull off fuschia beautifully.


ChiKat - Dec 16, 2005 12:37:47 pm PST #299 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

No? Shirt bad? Teppy can't wear fuchsia?

I like the shirt and I think it would look great on you. I say buy it!

vw, anything we can do?


Stephanie - Dec 16, 2005 12:37:52 pm PST #300 of 10001
Trust my rage

I'm getting close to hysterics. This is ridiculous. I know better than this.

Did something trigger the way you are feeling? Do you want to chat via AIM?

Teppy, I actually think fuschia would look good with your coloring. Are you comfortable being that bright? (That would be my issue.)


erikaj - Dec 16, 2005 12:38:46 pm PST #301 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Yeah, Tep! Although I have many more fuchsia shirts than my noirish rep would suggest.


Sparky1 - Dec 16, 2005 12:39:07 pm PST #302 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

I'm getting close to hysterics. This is ridiculous. I know better than this.

I can call you if you send me your phone #.


vw bug - Dec 16, 2005 12:43:59 pm PST #303 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I put it down. I'm talking to Emily.