'War Stories'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Hurray for Cindy's free car, whatever it may be!
And for tommyrot's car that is old enough to drink!
I have successfully gotten my tire chains (that I have had for approx. 15 years and never used) on and off my tires. I hope I don't need to do that in the snow.
Seems like Ford should build a sedan built off a stretched Mustang chasis. It would make a competitor for the Chysler 300/Dodge Charger and give them a updated platform for the Police Car business. Obviously it would have to carry the "Falcon" nameplate.
1985 Ford LTD LX.
Nice, tommyrot. That is one fine piece of Detroit steel.
Oooh, nice car, Tommy.
For your entertainment:
Kara, at dinner last night, to Nick, sitting beside her: I am a pretty princess pony!
Nick: Good for you.
Kara: Good for you pretty princess pony!
Nick: Yeah.
Kara: What pony are you?
Nick: I am not a pony. I am a man!
Kara: I know, I know, you're man-pony!
Nick: No. Don't go there. (to me) stop laughing!
Kara: I shall call you schmacky. Schmacky the Man-pony.
Nick: Oh no.
Kara: I know! I shall call you Man-aise! Man-aise the Man-pony!
Nick:::speechless::
Kara: Or maybe pinkie....Pinkie Man-aise the Man-pony.
Nick: No. No. No. No. (to me) STOP LAUGHING!
Kara: (muttering) You ARE Man-aise the Man-pony.
Seems like Ford should build a sedan built off a stretched Mustang chasis. It would make a competitor for the Chysler 300/Dodge Charger and give them a updated platform for the Police Car business. Obviously it would have to carry the "Falcon" nameplate.
Yeah. Good idea.
I read recently that Ford does not have the factory capacity to build more rear-wheel-drive cars than what it does now, so it's gonna take them a while to respond to the Chysler 300/Dodge Charger.
Nick is going to have to beat me down, because I'm laughing so hard, I'm sure he can hear me all the way in Boston.
I can't decide if Schmacky or Man-aise is more inherantly HIGH-larious.
Last night I was giving the kids a bath and time came to end said bath. Anyhow Leif didn't want to end bath time, so he started yelling to me "I penis you! I penis you!".
I told him that I didn't even know what that meant, but my daughter helped me out by explaining "It means he's pointing his penis at you dad."
I. Have. No. Words.
Kara: Or maybe pinkie....Pinkie Man-aise the Man-pony.
Nick: No. No. No. No. (to me) STOP LAUGHING!
Kara: (muttering) You ARE Man-aise the Man-pony.
head explodes
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... Oh, lord, Deena. Your eldest will henceforth ALWAYS be a Man-Pony to me. And by that I'm very much afraid that I mean porn.
Schmacky the Man-pony.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
And by that I'm very much afraid that I mean porn.
I know. And Kara thought of it. I'd be scared but I'm laughing too hard.
Kara: I shall call you schmacky. Schmacky the Man-pony.
That should be his new band's name.
Kara = Genius!