Last night I was giving the kids a bath and time came to end said bath. Anyhow Leif didn't want to end bath time, so he started yelling to me "I penis you! I penis you!".
I told him that I didn't even know what that meant, but my daughter helped me out by explaining "It means he's pointing his penis at you dad."
I. Have. No. Words.
Kara: Or maybe pinkie....Pinkie Man-aise the Man-pony.
Nick: No. No. No. No. (to me) STOP LAUGHING!
Kara: (muttering) You ARE Man-aise the Man-pony.
head explodes
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... Oh, lord, Deena. Your eldest will henceforth ALWAYS be a Man-Pony to me. And by that I'm very much afraid that I mean porn.
And by that I'm very much afraid that I mean porn.
I know. And Kara thought of it. I'd be scared but I'm laughing too hard.
Kara: I shall call you schmacky. Schmacky the Man-pony.
That should be his new band's name.
Kara = Genius!
Hooray for new cars, boooooooo for divorce and breakups.
Schmacky the Man-Pony is the greatest nickname of ALL TIME. I'd threaten to kidnap Kara, but I'm a little afraid of her.
Could you get Kara to assign ALL of us porn star names?
Had to read that outloud, Deena. Laughing laughing fall apart.
there are tears running down my face I am laughing so hard.
Kara = Genius!
We knew this already, right? I mean, sure, in my head the "Genius" was always preceded by "Evil".... but, genius nonetheless.
I mean, sure, in my head the "Genius" was always preceded by "Evil".... but, genius nonetheless.
Surely a lucrative career in either marketing or world domination awaits her.