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Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!

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[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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Deena - Dec 28, 2005 8:58:42 am PST #1892 of 10001

How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Oooh, nice car, Tommy.

For your entertainment:

Kara, at dinner last night, to Nick, sitting beside her: I am a pretty princess pony!
Nick: Good for you.
Kara: Good for you pretty princess pony!
Nick: Yeah.
Kara: What pony are you?
Nick: I am not a pony. I am a man!
Kara: I know, I know, you're man-pony!
Nick: No. Don't go there. (to me) stop laughing!
Kara: I shall call you schmacky. Schmacky the Man-pony.
Nick: Oh no.
Kara: I know! I shall call you Man-aise! Man-aise the Man-pony!
Nick:::speechless::
Kara: Or maybe pinkie....Pinkie Man-aise the Man-pony.
Nick: No. No. No. No. (to me) STOP LAUGHING!
Kara: (muttering) You ARE Man-aise the Man-pony.

tommyrot - Dec 28, 2005 9:00:01 am PST #1893 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Seems like Ford should build a sedan built off a stretched Mustang chasis. It would make a competitor for the Chysler 300/Dodge Charger and give them a updated platform for the Police Car business. Obviously it would have to carry the "Falcon" nameplate.

Yeah. Good idea.

I read recently that Ford does not have the factory capacity to build more rear-wheel-drive cars than what it does now, so it's gonna take them a while to respond to the Chysler 300/Dodge Charger.

Nora Deirdre - Dec 28, 2005 9:01:48 am PST #1894 of 10001

I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Nick is going to have to beat me down, because I'm laughing so hard, I'm sure he can hear me all the way in Boston.

I can't decide if Schmacky or Man-aise is more inherantly HIGH-larious.

Fay - Dec 28, 2005 9:04:43 am PST #1895 of 10001

"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Last night I was giving the kids a bath and time came to end said bath. Anyhow Leif didn't want to end bath time, so he started yelling to me "I penis you! I penis you!".

I told him that I didn't even know what that meant, but my daughter helped me out by explaining "It means he's pointing his penis at you dad."

I. Have. No. Words.

Kara: Or maybe pinkie....Pinkie Man-aise the Man-pony.

Nick: No. No. No. No. (to me) STOP LAUGHING!

Kara: (muttering) You ARE Man-aise the Man-pony.

head explodes

...

... Oh, lord, Deena. Your eldest will henceforth ALWAYS be a Man-Pony to me. And by that I'm very much afraid that I mean porn.

Sean K - Dec 28, 2005 9:05:12 am PST #1896 of 10001

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Schmacky the Man-pony.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Deena - Dec 28, 2005 9:07:18 am PST #1897 of 10001

How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

And by that I'm very much afraid that I mean porn.

I know. And Kara thought of it. I'd be scared but I'm laughing too hard.

DavidS - Dec 28, 2005 9:07:22 am PST #1898 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Kara: I shall call you schmacky. Schmacky the Man-pony.

That should be his new band's name.

Kara = Genius!

Jessica - Dec 28, 2005 9:07:55 am PST #1899 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Hooray for new cars, boooooooo for divorce and breakups.

Schmacky the Man-Pony is the greatest nickname of ALL TIME. I'd threaten to kidnap Kara, but I'm a little afraid of her.

Nora Deirdre - Dec 28, 2005 9:07:59 am PST #1900 of 10001

I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Could you get Kara to assign ALL of us porn star names?

-t - Dec 28, 2005 9:08:48 am PST #1901 of 10001

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Had to read that outloud, Deena. Laughing laughing fall apart.

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