Damn, Almare, you should film that and show it every Christmas!
t lays gasping in Fay's arms
I wanna die in bed surrounded by fat grandchildren, but guess that's off the menu.
Jenny ,'Bring On The Night'
Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
SailAweigh - Dec 26, 2005 2:20:44 pm PST #1706 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Almare - Dec 26, 2005 2:49:42 pm PST #1707 of 10001
"My drink preference does not indicate my sexual preference. "
Damn, Almare, you should film that and show it every Christmas!
....
Zeus/Loki is an RPS of badness, set at one of Bacchus' Bacchenal's, where someone muddled the Ambrosia with Pan's E and slipped it into Hera's cup, since that's the only time Hera would EVER suggest her husband do Seven Minutes In Heaven, which would of course be ignored since everyone is really drunk and randy, so she'd just shove them both into a closet and walk away and at the end of the night, someone would go in there looking for a room and see a really turned on Sphinx/Harpy thing that vaguely resembles Woody Allen and is also on fire in horrible horrible places, which then results in THE ENTIRE WORLD WOULD IMPLODE and I hate myself for creating the run on sentence of EVIL!
I will never ever be able to look any god in the eye ever again. If I'm lucky, Revelations won't happen in this lifetime, because I'll snicker ever time Jesus talks about Greece or Norway and start muttering things about Xander, Vikings, and ugly, ugly bulls hiding from psycho wives.
Which brings me back to why I love Anubis. Someone, please stop me.
WindSparrow - Dec 26, 2005 2:59:13 pm PST #1708 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Oh no, Almare, don't stop on account of us.
Whatcha think of Tyr/Baldir?
Almare - Dec 26, 2005 3:10:09 pm PST #1709 of 10001
"My drink preference does not indicate my sexual preference. "
Oh My God, that sentence made me choak on AIR!
The very thought!!!! Falls apart giggling maddly
Baldir would be all willing but shy and sweet, and Tyr is so innocently hetero!
Baldir: Hey, Tyr, you aren't...
Tyr: Aren't what? Bored? Well, now that you mention it, I would like a quick tumble with a nymph or something.
Baldir: What I mean is, what do you think of Ganymede?
Tyr: She's a lovely woman. Rather flat chested, but hot. She has more leg hair than I do, and that is not the kind of woman I like.
Baldir: You do realize that Ganymede a guy right?
Tyr: Ha! Very funny! Ganymede is Zeus' concubine! She is a most richeous vigorous woman! And She looks lovely in that pink feminine chiton.
Baldir: Okay, yeah, Gan does wear girl's clothes but, what I mean is, would you ever want to, or what I mean is would you ever consider us... takingaquicktumbleoutinabarn???? -blush-blush-blush-
Tyr: If you wanted to spar, you should have just said so! I will fight any one you wish.
Baldir: No, what I mean is, do you want to have an affair? With me?
Tyr: Let us find some large breasted women and gorge our thirst for breast upon them!
Baldir: ...... Fine! I give up! I'm going to go find Ganymede.
Tyr: Have fun! Must go find myself manly aftershave and comb out my chest hair. See you at the meeting.
I can't picture them in any way together, the only way they would ever be involoved, is if Baldir wasn't a man, had never been a man, and would never become a man.
Almare - Dec 26, 2005 3:12:25 pm PST #1710 of 10001
"My drink preference does not indicate my sexual preference. "
Tyr is a ladies man. Baldir is more of a drag queen's man. It's wrong wrong wrong like Woody Allen/Ian McKellen. It's levels of wrong in a funny wrong! Zeus/Loki is the kind of wrong that makes kitten's go blind.
Almare - Dec 26, 2005 3:18:14 pm PST #1711 of 10001
"My drink preference does not indicate my sexual preference. "
And for Future refrence, because I know there is a Buffista out there wondering, the God with the award for most chest hair is....
THOR!
And the Goddess who steals the award for most leg hair is.....
BASTET!
No speeches necessary, you may both come and pick up your complimentary grooming supplies at your discretion.
§ ita § - Dec 26, 2005 3:20:04 pm PST #1712 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
This isn't Andromeda's Tyr, huh?
Rick - Dec 26, 2005 3:28:23 pm PST #1713 of 10001
This isn't Andromeda's Tyr, huh?
It's Tuesday's Tyr, I expect.
§ ita § - Dec 26, 2005 3:30:35 pm PST #1714 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Less hot, though more regularly available.
Almare - Dec 26, 2005 3:31:12 pm PST #1715 of 10001
"My drink preference does not indicate my sexual preference. "
Tuesday's.
Andromeda's Tyr would just cut Baldir off by say no, and go away to practice his aim, or oil himself or something.