Tyr is a ladies man. Baldir is more of a drag queen's man. It's wrong wrong wrong like Woody Allen/Ian McKellen. It's levels of wrong in a funny wrong! Zeus/Loki is the kind of wrong that makes kitten's go blind.
I just think it's rather odd that a nation that prides itself on its virility should feel compelled to strap on forty pounds of protective gear just in order to play rugby.
Giles ,'Beneath You'
Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Almare - Dec 26, 2005 3:12:25 pm PST #1710 of 10001
"My drink preference does not indicate my sexual preference. "
Almare - Dec 26, 2005 3:18:14 pm PST #1711 of 10001
"My drink preference does not indicate my sexual preference. "
And for Future refrence, because I know there is a Buffista out there wondering, the God with the award for most chest hair is....
THOR!
And the Goddess who steals the award for most leg hair is.....
BASTET!
No speeches necessary, you may both come and pick up your complimentary grooming supplies at your discretion.
§ ita § - Dec 26, 2005 3:20:04 pm PST #1712 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
This isn't Andromeda's Tyr, huh?
Rick - Dec 26, 2005 3:28:23 pm PST #1713 of 10001
This isn't Andromeda's Tyr, huh?
It's Tuesday's Tyr, I expect.
§ ita § - Dec 26, 2005 3:30:35 pm PST #1714 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Less hot, though more regularly available.
Almare - Dec 26, 2005 3:31:12 pm PST #1715 of 10001
"My drink preference does not indicate my sexual preference. "
Tuesday's.
Andromeda's Tyr would just cut Baldir off by say no, and go away to practice his aim, or oil himself or something.
§ ita § - Dec 26, 2005 3:32:00 pm PST #1716 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
oil himself or something.
With the fat of his enemies.
He's hot.
Almare - Dec 26, 2005 3:32:27 pm PST #1717 of 10001
"My drink preference does not indicate my sexual preference. "
Less hot, though more regularly available.
Oy, they are equally hot, only one's a bit of a idiot, and the other is, well, the Tyr that has adjective's either flee from or to his description. Right now, they are on flee.
Almare - Dec 26, 2005 3:33:25 pm PST #1718 of 10001
"My drink preference does not indicate my sexual preference. "
With the fat of his enemies.
Only the pretty ones or the excellent fighters. I can't imagine him oiling himself with Magog fat.
§ ita § - Dec 26, 2005 3:37:39 pm PST #1719 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I can't imagine him oiling himself with Magog fat.
Maybe he used that for his candles.