Oh My God, that sentence made me choak on AIR!

The very thought!!!! Falls apart giggling maddly

Baldir would be all willing but shy and sweet, and Tyr is so innocently hetero!

Baldir: Hey, Tyr, you aren't...

Tyr: Aren't what? Bored? Well, now that you mention it, I would like a quick tumble with a nymph or something.

Baldir: What I mean is, what do you think of Ganymede?

Tyr: She's a lovely woman. Rather flat chested, but hot. She has more leg hair than I do, and that is not the kind of woman I like.

Baldir: You do realize that Ganymede a guy right?

Tyr: Ha! Very funny! Ganymede is Zeus' concubine! She is a most richeous vigorous woman! And She looks lovely in that pink feminine chiton.

Baldir: Okay, yeah, Gan does wear girl's clothes but, what I mean is, would you ever want to, or what I mean is would you ever consider us... takingaquicktumbleoutinabarn???? -blush-blush-blush-

Tyr: If you wanted to spar, you should have just said so! I will fight any one you wish.

Baldir: No, what I mean is, do you want to have an affair? With me?

Tyr: Let us find some large breasted women and gorge our thirst for breast upon them!

Baldir: ...... Fine! I give up! I'm going to go find Ganymede.

Tyr: Have fun! Must go find myself manly aftershave and comb out my chest hair. See you at the meeting.

I can't picture them in any way together, the only way they would ever be involoved, is if Baldir wasn't a man, had never been a man, and would never become a man.

Tyr is a ladies man. Baldir is more of a drag queen's man. It's wrong wrong wrong like Woody Allen/Ian McKellen. It's levels of wrong in a funny wrong! Zeus/Loki is the kind of wrong that makes kitten's go blind.

And for Future refrence, because I know there is a Buffista out there wondering, the God with the award for most chest hair is....

THOR!

And the Goddess who steals the award for most leg hair is.....

BASTET!

No speeches necessary, you may both come and pick up your complimentary grooming supplies at your discretion.

This isn't Andromeda's Tyr, huh?

This isn't Andromeda's Tyr, huh?

It's Tuesday's Tyr, I expect.

Less hot, though more regularly available.

Tuesday's.

Andromeda's Tyr would just cut Baldir off by say no, and go away to practice his aim, or oil himself or something.

oil himself or something.

With the fat of his enemies.

He's hot.

Less hot, though more regularly available.

Oy, they are equally hot, only one's a bit of a idiot, and the other is, well, the Tyr that has adjective's either flee from or to his description. Right now, they are on flee.

With the fat of his enemies.

Only the pretty ones or the excellent fighters. I can't imagine him oiling himself with Magog fat.