But...but he was, wasn't he? No disrespect to Anubis, who's one of my favourite Egyptian deities, but he was in charge of mummification and of leading the soul to its place of judgment, wasn't he? Whereas Osiris got to sit around looking important (and bitter about the whole no-penis thing) while Anubis had lots of actual work to do.
See, that sort of thing drives me mad. Because, before Osiris died, Anubis was all the main honcho.
Then Osiris lost his penis and Anubis was all, -blink- You're dead and have no penis. How'd that happen?
And Osiris was like, Shut up. I have to redecorate. To which Anubis was respectful and said, Uh, you do remember this is my domain, right? To which Osiris laugh and laugh and laugh and demoted Anubis.
And now Anubis runs around in the skimpy outfit, doing all the work involved with ruling the underworld, while Osiris gets the sparkly crown and the jewels, and the pimp canes. Osiris reaps all kinds of benefits, but what does Anubis get? A footnote. I know I should pity the penis-less god, but I have too much love for Anubis.
I got a pin in my stocking that said - "Raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree".
Mine said "Help! This pin is stuck to my nipple."
Hee! Great pins!
Oh, and thanks Kristin and everyone else for the new home gladness, it's really wonderful. Didn't you just move, Kristin, or are you just about to?
See, that sort of thing drives me mad. Because, before Osiris died, Anubis was all the main honcho. Then Osiris lost his penis and Anubis was all, -blink- You're dead and have no penis. How'd that happen?
And Osiris was like, Shut up. I have to redecorate. To which Anubis was respectful and said, Uh, you do remember this is my domain, right? To which Osiris laugh and laugh and laugh and demoted Anubis.
And now Anubis runs around in the skimpy outfit, doing all the work involved with ruling the underworld, while Osiris gets the sparkly crown and the jewels, and the pimp canes. Osiris reaps all kinds of benefits, but what does Anubis get? A footnote. I know I should pity the penis-less god, but I have too much love for Anubis.
Laughing too hard. Cannot breathe. In danger of laughing self to death, and getting to speak to both deities in person.
blink
Heh heh heh heh.
Horrifyingly, with the newly-discovered Oz-like laconicness & blinking, and the skimpy outfit, I find myself actually on board the fancying Anubis Train. Damn.
I'm home. I survived. It actually wasn't a bad day because cashiers aren't allowed to do returns because we always "mess them up". So the managers had a bad day doing returns, while the cashiers just had an evenly paced day doing sales. When I got home Dave was just finishing his morning coffee. We're going to eat yummy leftovers tonight and go see The Chronicles of Narnia tonight.
that's just perfect, sj. I could never decide if the extra money being head cashier made up for the fun of doing returns. At least when I worked for Express the return policy was " of course we'll take it back. and I think it was for 30 days after xmas we gave everyone cash back. made it easy and almost pleasent for all
Horrifyingly, with the newly-discovered Oz-like laconicness & blinking, and the skimpy outfit, I find myself actually on board the fancying Anubis Train. Damn.
See, most people think it's about the Jackal, but it's not. It's all about the head, really, and the brains and the courage to work for a complete ninny that really doesn't have any balls. He has the Ultimate Knowledge any other judge type god has, because he used to be judge, jury, and executioner! ((Let's be nice and ignore the fact that mostly he's just the Baliff and the Janitor now))
Plus, the area below the neck is super super pretty. He has a shiny model body, with Rodney McKay's brain, and pretty Jackal head. The only downside to his skimpy outfit, is there isn't a breeze in the Underworld. On the otherhand, when he's anywhere else, he's all "Whoops," and "Hello Mr. President." It's rather pleasant, really. But no pinching the cheeks, because he is Rodney McKay, and will bludgeon you to death with Theoretical Physics until you apologize and remember to keep the hands away from his ass vacinity.
Additional, he's super powerful, super cool, and his wife is totally cool with having an open relationship half the time, and rather Anya-ish the other half of the time, so he's definately hetero, unlike some of the other Gods out there, and Loki, you totally know this is a shout out to you, you weird "I Love Everything that Has A Pulse" firestarting freak.
EDIT: Loki, serious, I don't care how good that...whatever was in bed, no one else is crazy enough to touch your daughter's mother.
EDIT2: How were you able to even create Fenrir?
EDIT3: I take it back, I don't want to know. You have a worse taste in sex than Zeus, and dude, you know that guy does.
EDIT4: But not first hand I hope, because disturbingly enough, he is your type.
EDIT5: I am in a very very bad place right now, so I'm stopping!
Damn, Almare, you should film that and show it every Christmas!
t lays gasping in Fay's arms
