If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

Book ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Deena - Dec 22, 2005 6:00:17 pm PST #1295 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Spring break would be the perfect time. It doesn't have to be in May.


DCJensen - Dec 22, 2005 6:02:58 pm PST #1296 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

X-post from my LJ, where i posted it a while ago, because i was so behind in Bitches...

From Popular Science:

You may think you've seen these before, but you haven't. Although traditional clear soap bubbles give you a rainbow effect in the right light, Zubbles are the first truly colored bubbles—nearly opaque, with a single vibrant hue. The problem, which took Minnesota toy inventor Tim Kehoe more than 10 years to solve, was to create a dye that could not only tint the thin wall of a soap bubble but that wouldn't leave a stain when the bubble broke. His solution: invent an entirely new dye that simply disappears. Agitation (rubbing your hands together) or exposure to the air transforms the dye's molecular structure from brightly colored to colorless in minutes or hours, depending on the surface the bubbles break on.

Zubbles will hit shelves early next year, but the temporary washable color may soon show up in other products, including a bathroom wipe that leaves a momentary trail of color to show you where you've cleaned, and a toothpaste that turns kids' mouths bright pink until they've brushed for 30 seconds.

Sounds cool, IMHO. I just wish they were on the market now.

I suggest one read the in-depth Popular Science article on the science involved here.

Want.


Laura - Dec 22, 2005 6:05:17 pm PST #1297 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

The toothpaste thing would work better with my boys if it turned the teeth black. They would like that better than pink.


WindSparrow - Dec 22, 2005 7:29:44 pm PST #1298 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Laura, if they would LIKE the black color on their teeth, maybe it would be better incentive for them to have to brush the pink off.

ETA: Maybe the best for them would be tooth paste that would turn their teeth black after they had brushed for a good long time.

Further ETA: Having learned the secret to hot toddy making, I am currently quite mellow. And not necessarily rational. Also, oddly, I am having fewer typos than I usually have in unaltered states. Of Consciousness. But don't worry, 'nother one will take care of that.


beth b - Dec 22, 2005 7:36:00 pm PST #1299 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

there is lots I feel like saying. but typeing is not the same thing. we drank a bottle of wine with dinner. yay! some of our regular kids at the library were trying to beg money from people heading into the library. boo! someone said I looked like a demented elf. ? three days off . Yay! scotch now . yay.


beth b - Dec 22, 2005 7:36:28 pm PST #1300 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

hot toddy . yay!


beth b - Dec 22, 2005 7:48:55 pm PST #1301 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I have an urge to run around the threads saying 'elf' . but I caused enough damage by saying 'llama' earlier. elf llama.


Lee - Dec 22, 2005 7:49:37 pm PST #1302 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

monkey noodle.


beth b - Dec 22, 2005 7:51:35 pm PST #1303 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

noodles often get tangled in llama fur.


brenda m - Dec 22, 2005 7:51:46 pm PST #1304 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Llama.

Skipping ahead to say,

Sail and Nicole, I also have a couch to spare. And ChiKat and I both work within walking distance of the theater.

Also, Nicole, I have a puppy who'd love to see you again.

Not that I'm trying to influence you or anything...