The toothpaste thing would work better with my boys if it turned the teeth black. They would like that better than pink.
Early ,'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laura, if they would LIKE the black color on their teeth, maybe it would be better incentive for them to have to brush the pink off.
ETA: Maybe the best for them would be tooth paste that would turn their teeth black after they had brushed for a good long time.
Further ETA: Having learned the secret to hot toddy making, I am currently quite mellow. And not necessarily rational. Also, oddly, I am having fewer typos than I usually have in unaltered states. Of Consciousness. But don't worry, 'nother one will take care of that.
there is lots I feel like saying. but typeing is not the same thing. we drank a bottle of wine with dinner. yay! some of our regular kids at the library were trying to beg money from people heading into the library. boo! someone said I looked like a demented elf. ? three days off . Yay! scotch now . yay.
hot toddy . yay!
I have an urge to run around the threads saying 'elf' . but I caused enough damage by saying 'llama' earlier. elf llama.
monkey noodle.
noodles often get tangled in llama fur.
Llama.
Skipping ahead to say,
Sail and Nicole, I also have a couch to spare. And ChiKat and I both work within walking distance of the theater.
Also, Nicole, I have a puppy who'd love to see you again.
Not that I'm trying to influence you or anything...
Zubbles.
good night baby llamas
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sorry.
no, I'm really not.
But I now have an urge to write a story about a llama elf named Monkey Noodle.