Handsome brooding vampire guy has to swoop in all sensitive mouth and overhanging forehead. How 'bout leaving some scraps for the homely-looking fellows who don't turn evil when they get some?

Doyle ,'Life of the Party'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


JZ - Dec 22, 2005 8:46:19 am PST #1132 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Hec, you'll get most of it back at tax time, right?

::falls off chair giggling helplessly::

::of note, the giggly face is virtually indistinguishable from a rictus of unimaginable pain and suffering::


DavidS - Dec 22, 2005 8:48:48 am PST #1133 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hec, you'll get most of it back at tax time, right?

No. I'll get none of it back at tax time. The feds are already taking money out of my paycheck for college loans, and they've been huffing up my tax returns for a long time now.


tommyrot - Dec 22, 2005 8:50:47 am PST #1134 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Well that sucks, then. But still, it should be counted as credit for your taxes for the year.

I think.


erikaj - Dec 22, 2005 8:50:56 am PST #1135 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Sorry, babe. I would say it's the price of a free society. If we had one.


Aims - Dec 22, 2005 8:51:46 am PST #1136 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I think that with our tax returns, we should be able to check off tickyboxes as to where we want our taxes to go - and actually have the $$ go there. It might make people feel a leetle bit better about the tax-jack we get.


juliana - Dec 22, 2005 8:53:16 am PST #1137 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Thanks, y'all.

Yay for bonus, Aimee!

Hec, sorry you got screwed on the tax. I think OT and bonuses should come seperately, so that one does not get so screwed.


Jessica - Dec 22, 2005 8:53:28 am PST #1138 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I think that with our tax returns, we should be able to check off tickyboxes as to where we want our taxes to go - and actually have the $$ go there. It might make people feel a leetle bit better about the tax-jack we get.

I've been saying this for YEARS. I think if people were allowed to do that, it would send a clear message to the government about what the peoples' actual values are.


beth b - Dec 22, 2005 8:53:56 am PST #1139 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

way better - even if it was just a tiny % of my taxes.


erikaj - Dec 22, 2005 8:54:40 am PST #1140 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Picturing Cheney and them having a bakesale for their war effort. Smiles.


Topic!Cindy - Dec 22, 2005 8:54:42 am PST #1141 of 10001
What is even happening?

Hec, you'll get most of it back at tax time, right?
He should. That's what happens with dh's bonus check. It's issued separately from his monthly wages, so there's no pre-tax deductions taken out of it (e.g. health insurance, retirement). I think they withhold close to 40% of it. I may not be mathy, but I know we're not in that tax bracket.