Everybody dies, Tracey. Someone's carrying a bullet for you right now, doesn't even know it. The trick is to die of old age before it finds you.

Mal ,'The Message'


Goodbye and Good Riddance 2005: the Year of the Penguin  

Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, wish everybody a Merry Christmukkah, and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering. Oh, and 2005? Don't think we've forgotten about you.


§ ita § - Jan 17, 2006 11:14:58 am PST #467 of 506
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Since people are going to drink what they want anyway, maybe they should flouridate soda pop.

Why stop there? Flouridate everything.


DCJensen - Jan 17, 2006 11:17:33 am PST #468 of 506
All is well that ends in pizza.

Sounds good, but the main dental worry about soda pop is the effect it's having on teeth. Telling parents doesn't seem to work.

I'm still puzzled when a city decides not to floridate their water.


brenda m - Jan 17, 2006 11:21:39 am PST #469 of 506
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I'm still puzzled when a city decides not to floridate their water.

That's because the floridaters have already mind-controlled you. Next thing it'll be the barcodes on everyone's foreheads, just you wait.


Toddson - Jan 17, 2006 12:04:18 pm PST #470 of 506
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Damn. I was happy kissing 2005 goodbye, hoping things would get better in 2006. I spent Friday at the ER - the only diagnosis they have is vertigo.


Laura - Jan 17, 2006 1:08:06 pm PST #471 of 506
Our wings are not tired.

Ick. Vertigo can be quite unpleasant. I hope it was a a short lived bug.


meara - Jan 17, 2006 6:15:09 pm PST #472 of 506

The problem with the perception is also that if you switch off between diet and sugared sodas, most people will find one or the other unpalatable.

Really? I drink both. I mean, not one after another (though sometimes when I get to fill my own drink at a place, I mix half regular and half diet). I'm more likely to drink the diet, because I usually care about the calories, but...I like the taste of regular better.


Volans - Jan 17, 2006 8:25:09 pm PST #473 of 506
move out and draw fire

I am meara exactly (when it come to soda preferences I mean...I'm nowhere near as pretty!).

Todd! Yuck. I've had a couple awful bad horrible vertigo attacks. Not pleasant.

So far 2006 has been okay for me, but yesterday I spilled coffee all over myself and my car, then tore an ice cube tray right in half when trying to twist the cubes out. So I've decided to sit on my hands and not touch anything for a bit.


beth b - Jan 17, 2006 8:37:44 pm PST #474 of 506
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I am impressed by your mind typing skills


DCJensen - Jan 17, 2006 8:40:12 pm PST #475 of 506
All is well that ends in pizza.

Notice I hedged my bets with the word "most" so as not to have to fess up I was talking out of my ass...so I won't.


tommyrot - Jan 18, 2006 12:14:56 am PST #476 of 506
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I only drink diet (Pepsi, Coke) and hate the taste of regular - unless I'm mixing drinks. I just hate the taste of diet mixed with, say, vodka. Booze and regular soda tastes much better.