Why couldn't Giles have shackles like any self-respecting bachelor?

Xander ,'Beneath You'


Goodbye and Good Riddance 2005: the Year of the Penguin  

Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, wish everybody a Merry Christmukkah, and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering. Oh, and 2005? Don't think we've forgotten about you.


aurelia - Dec 22, 2005 3:32:27 am PST #207 of 506
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I want to know who writes the Tower Records radio commercials. Those crack me up.

I got a goat!!!!

That is awsome.


§ ita § - Dec 22, 2005 4:01:07 am PST #208 of 506
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

heifer.org. Sadly for Allyson, she doesn't get her mitts on the goat--the livestock goes to people slightly more needy than herself.


aurelia - Dec 22, 2005 4:41:35 am PST #209 of 506
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Perkins, [link]


tommyrot - Dec 22, 2005 5:24:59 am PST #210 of 506
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Sadly for Allyson, she doesn't get her mitts on the goat--the livestock goes to people slightly more needy than herself.

Does she get a picture of the goat? Does the goat write her letters to tell her how it's doing?

eta: Is the goat for milk, or for food?

Dear Allyson. Tomorrow I get eaten. Thank you for letting me be your goat.


§ ita § - Dec 22, 2005 5:26:00 am PST #211 of 506
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Does the goat write her letters to tell her how it's doing?

Yes, but they get eaten before they can be mailed. It's a vicious circle, but tasty if you're a goat.


Connie Neil - Dec 22, 2005 5:33:59 am PST #212 of 506
brillig

I looked at the gifts on heifer.org. Maybe I'll send some folks a share of a water buffalo.


Lee - Dec 22, 2005 5:35:43 am PST #213 of 506
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Perkins, [link]

OMG, cute. Your names are much better.


flea - Dec 22, 2005 5:45:46 am PST #214 of 506
information libertarian

mr. flea's boss just gave him a well in Africa. Very appropriate, since they do clean water research. And beats the hell out of whatever icky gimmick he got from The Sharper Image last year.


Sparky1 - Dec 22, 2005 6:09:21 am PST #215 of 506
Librarian Warlord

x-posted with Bitches: I got to the door (and the mail) seconds before my DH last night and was able to open a package from Deena that had the MOST AMAZING TIARA EVER inside and other little thoughtful gifts. I am one happy Bitch. Direct quote from the DH, "Are you going to wear that thing to bed?" Thank-you, Deena!


Connie Neil - Dec 22, 2005 6:26:36 am PST #216 of 506
brillig

Deena gives great tiaras. The one she sent me resides on Roderick the Skull on my desk at home, where I can gaze upon it and marvel.