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Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jan 11, 2006 2:20:17 pm PST #9339 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Dead Chihuahuas don't come to mind when I think of you ita.

And I'm not sure why I thought they would. Did I mention a weird day?

I have totally blanked on the store that had the knuckleduster pendant now. I remember I found it after doing a search on something kinda off-colour, but damned if I know what or when now.


Cashmere - Jan 11, 2006 2:30:33 pm PST #9340 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

Allyson, it is funny. It is really funny. It brings back wading through BBOvenGuy's stuff (but that only makes it funnier).

Oh, is it ever FUN-NEEE.

Not only has this day been dipped in molasses, it is now being mauled by three-toed sloths.

Let's not dis my totem animal, please.

Mooooooooooom! Jessica's bogarting Alton Brown!!!!!!!!

  • sigh* Babysitter called and is now pushing back our trial sitting day because she has interviews for other sitting clients. OK, I'm just a part-timer (ok, really, one day a weeker) but doesn't this sound kind of shitty?


Sheryl - Jan 11, 2006 2:37:13 pm PST #9341 of 10002
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

I'm wearing a new pair of knee-high socks and the elastic on one is painfully digging into my flesh. How annoying(and first-world).


Burrell - Jan 11, 2006 2:45:27 pm PST #9342 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I realize I'm late to the (Donner) party, but it's funny, Allyson.

I want to pick up my babies and go home.


§ ita § - Jan 11, 2006 2:47:18 pm PST #9343 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Can I go home even if I don't pick up any babies?


Burrell - Jan 11, 2006 2:51:33 pm PST #9344 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

It would undoubtedly be a quieter drive, ita.


Aims - Jan 11, 2006 2:52:04 pm PST #9345 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Sorry, ita, Wednesday is "Pick Up A Baby Day".


§ ita § - Jan 11, 2006 2:54:15 pm PST #9346 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO FIND A BABY!

AND IT WON'T BE WEDNESDAY ANYMORE (though it may be Wednesday again) BY THE TIME I'M DONE MAKING MY OWN!!!


Allyson - Jan 11, 2006 2:54:49 pm PST #9347 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Sorry, ita, Wednesday is "Pick Up A Baby Day".

Will not make a joke about ita's age preferences. Will not make a joke about ita's age preferences. Will not make a joke about ita's age preferences.


§ ita § - Jan 11, 2006 2:56:24 pm PST #9348 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Will not make a joke about ita's age preferences.

Mmmm. They're more tender when they're young.

Dammit, I'm going to leave work in order to pick up a baby. Or in order to go assist at krav.

If I were really good, it'd be both.