I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO FIND A BABY!
AND IT WON'T BE WEDNESDAY ANYMORE (though it may be Wednesday again) BY THE TIME I'M DONE MAKING MY OWN!!!
I'm a single undead gal trying to make it in the big city. I have to start somewhere and they're evil here. They don't judge. They've got necro-tempered glass. No burning up. A great medical plan, and who needs dental more than us?
Harmony ,'Conviction (1)'
Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Jan 11, 2006 2:54:15 pm PST #9346 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Allyson - Jan 11, 2006 2:54:49 pm PST #9347 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Sorry, ita, Wednesday is "Pick Up A Baby Day".
Will not make a joke about ita's age preferences. Will not make a joke about ita's age preferences. Will not make a joke about ita's age preferences.
§ ita § - Jan 11, 2006 2:56:24 pm PST #9348 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Will not make a joke about ita's age preferences.
Mmmm. They're more tender when they're young.
Dammit, I'm going to leave work in order to pick up a baby. Or in order to go assist at krav.
If I were really good, it'd be both.
Kathy A - Jan 11, 2006 2:56:41 pm PST #9349 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
A quick NewsRadio post--
I adore Stephen Root. I think he's an incredible comic actor.
Or just an actor. He's done some great dramatic stuff in CSI (heartbreaking as the rape victim's dad), as head honcho in the NASA control room in From the Earth to the Moon, and I just saw him as an advisor to Sen Alan Alda-Vinick in West Wing on Sunday.
Burrell - Jan 11, 2006 2:58:38 pm PST #9350 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
No bringing the babies into krav. Toddlers, well, maybe... but you'd probably come to regret it if you were mommy.
Aims - Jan 11, 2006 2:58:53 pm PST #9351 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO FIND A BABY!
I hear there is one at my house.
This is purely speculation.
Theodosia - Jan 11, 2006 3:00:17 pm PST #9352 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Root also had a wonderful character role in Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? -- he was the blind racist owner of the radio station, IIRC.
sarameg - Jan 11, 2006 3:10:58 pm PST #9353 of 10002
Adding to the funny votes.
Depending on the age of said babies, krav might have to rapidly develop some new techniques. I mean, how the hell do you develop a hand-to-hand defense against projectile vomiting? Or, god forbid, the fingerpainting-from-diapers? And there is always the crusty nose....
My mom is adorable. She emailed me to let me know that her principal recognized the necklace I gave her as modelled after DNA (from Uncommon Goods.)
§ ita § - Jan 11, 2006 3:43:12 pm PST #9354 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Different age range of baby in that last post of mine, Burrell. But I can see as how not evryone shares my perspective.
Though there are often babies at krav (there was one woman who trained while visibly pregnant, and once she stopped still accompanied her two other kids-her bump is now walking and talking, and his mother brings him with whether she's training (she was back about four months post partum) or accompanying her eldest who is now in iinstructor training). This paragraph brought to you by When Parantheses Run Amok.
sarameg - Jan 11, 2006 3:47:43 pm PST #9355 of 10002
You have no idea how parenthetical I get before I post. I'm really bad.