Allyson, it is funny. It is really funny. It brings back wading through BBOvenGuy's stuff (but that only makes it funnier).
Oh, is it ever FUN-NEEE.
Not only has this day been dipped in molasses, it is now being mauled by three-toed sloths.
Let's not dis my totem animal, please.
Mooooooooooom! Jessica's bogarting Alton Brown!!!!!!!!
- sigh* Babysitter called and is now pushing back our trial sitting day because she has interviews for other sitting clients. OK, I'm just a part-timer (ok, really, one day a weeker) but doesn't this sound kind of shitty?
Timelies all!
I'm wearing a new pair of knee-high socks and the elastic on one is painfully digging into my flesh. How annoying(and first-world).
I realize I'm late to the (Donner) party, but it's funny, Allyson.
I want to pick up my babies and go home.
Can I go home even if I don't pick up any babies?
It would undoubtedly be a quieter drive, ita.
Sorry, ita, Wednesday is "Pick Up A Baby Day".
I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO FIND A BABY!
AND IT WON'T BE WEDNESDAY ANYMORE (though it may be Wednesday again) BY THE TIME I'M DONE MAKING MY OWN!!!
Sorry, ita, Wednesday is "Pick Up A Baby Day".
Will not make a joke about ita's age preferences. Will not make a joke about ita's age preferences. Will not make a joke about ita's age preferences.
Will not make a joke about ita's age preferences.
Mmmm. They're more tender when they're young.
Dammit, I'm going to leave work in order to pick up a baby. Or in order to go assist at krav.
If I were
really
good, it'd be both.
A quick NewsRadio post--
I adore Stephen Root. I think he's an incredible comic actor.
Or just an actor. He's done some great dramatic stuff in CSI (heartbreaking as the rape victim's dad), as head honcho in the NASA control room in From the Earth to the Moon, and I just saw him as an advisor to Sen Alan Alda-Vinick in West Wing on Sunday.