Anyone awake to read? Anyone? Shit. I've only completed one of four. Shit. Can someone go to work and pretend to be me, tomorrow?
Also? Thank you for the support, it's so appreciate I can't even tell you because I'm all out of words for the evening.
Here's hoping that Allyson got some sleep... and maybe calls in sick today. I'd excuse her, for sure.
Anyone else catch the Colbert Reporrrr last night? The bit with
Conan O'Brien
was priceless.
Especially when Conan
shot him
.
Especially
Heh, yeah, definitely. What was it he said?
"You've left me no other choice."
Right beforehand.
That was a beautiful moment. Also the bullet point's "Do I still get paid?"
Colbert/Bullet Point For EVER!!!!1!
I totally wish I was a girl, so I could have this: Purse shaped like Paris Hilton's dead chihuahua
James Piatt designed this purse (shaped like an upside-down, dead chihuahua with a handle threaded through its stiffened legs) in "an attempt to capitalize on last years trend that involved carrying small accessory animals. To be more specific it pretty obviously represents Paris Hilton's discarded and dead chihuahua."
Damn, I need to watch that tonight. . . . but new Gilmore Girls tonight! So, I can't.
Beverly! So THAT'S where I'd seen the
aquakiller
before!
From Molly Ivins, completely unrelated to the rest of her editorial:
The police blotter of the Mill Valley Herald in California informs us that the constabulary there had to be called out on account of a citizen "dressed like a penguin" who was "standing on a street corner playing a ukulele." Makes me proud to be an American.
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