Colbert/Bullet Point For EVER!!!!1!
Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
I totally wish I was a girl, so I could have this: Purse shaped like Paris Hilton's dead chihuahua
James Piatt designed this purse (shaped like an upside-down, dead chihuahua with a handle threaded through its stiffened legs) in "an attempt to capitalize on last years trend that involved carrying small accessory animals. To be more specific it pretty obviously represents Paris Hilton's discarded and dead chihuahua."
Damn, I need to watch that tonight. . . . but new Gilmore Girls tonight! So, I can't.
Beverly! So THAT'S where I'd seen the aquakiller before!
From Molly Ivins, completely unrelated to the rest of her editorial:
The police blotter of the Mill Valley Herald in California informs us that the constabulary there had to be called out on account of a citizen "dressed like a penguin" who was "standing on a street corner playing a ukulele." Makes me proud to be an American.
Stephen Moyer, Sumi.
My boss just bought a new Scion xB (the boxy one). He wanted me to see how much room I had (because I'm so tall and shit). There could be more driver's leg room, but for me that's true for most all cars. I was surprised at how much head room there was. Also, the thing is like a Tardis - from the inside there's more room than it looks like there could possibly be when you look at it from the outside.
And the damn thing starts at $14,570.
Thanks Beverly.
Do we think that Spence died in last night's Waking the Dead? Was it the season finale?
Porny Oscars!
A Night to See the Stars Actually Wearing Clothes [link]
[Best picture] went to "Pirates," a relatively high-budget story of a group of ragtag sailors who go searching for a crew of evil pirates who have a plan for world domination. Also, many of the characters in the movie have sex with one another.
This writer's tongue is so far into his cheek that it has popped out the other side.
My boss just bought a new Scion xB (the boxy one).
I think Betsy has one of these, too.
I've been inside the backseat of one of those, it is really roomy. Just out of curiosity one time I looked at how much one would cost, and I discovered that cruise control wasn't even an option. I wonder why Toyota would do that.